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destinyjazzhands 
Crud. Destiny's serious face had failed yet again. 'Well according to Kay, you think I am.' she laughed. Even if Evelyn did think she was fat, why would she go and tell Kay of all people? Like that was believable. 'Too bad I didn't have a pie, I would have thrown it in her face too.' and then she thought about what she said, 'No, I lied. I wouldn't have did that.' Waste a perfectly good pie on her, no way! That would be worse than when Evelyn threw the pie in Josh's face. Poor pie..
'Seriously, you need to watch the muggle box.' It would be easier to show her that to explain it. 'Not polyjuice potion. Clothes. They wore clothes and when they went in a bush, they looked invisible.' Muggles should know that an invisibility cloak would be much easier. If only she could remember what it was called..'Camelflies..or something.'
What would be the best way to win a hug from the Bunz? Maybe Destiny could owl her brother and ask to send pink shoes too. Would that be cheating? Of course not! 'Okay, that sounds good.' They might have to chase her down until they graduate, but Destiny would win. No way would she be Evelyn's slave for two days! She was deep in thought of things she would get Evelyn to do when she became the slave when Evelyn mentioned the Hog's Head. Squinting through her glasses, she nodded. 'Well that is what the sign says.' It looked worse than that alley.
"Well Kay can can bite her tongue." she mumbled, staring up at the Hog's Head place. It was, really creepy if truth be told. And dirty. Smiling though at the mention of pie throwing, she couldn't remember if she apologized to Josh or not for smashing the pie in his face at the opening feast? Eh, well, it was a long time ago. He'd probably forgotten by now. Hopefully...
"WHAT!? There is no way I'm getting even in a fifty foot radius of one of those!" She said with wide eyes, backing away from Destiny.
"And I know Josh said it didn't turn you into muggles, but still! You're still watching it aren't you!?" Ugh, why couldn't her friend see that the muggle box was nothing but bad news? But the Slytherin did mention the muggles turning invisible. When she was calm enough again, she started to speak in a more calm tone.
"Muggles can turn invisible? So now they have invisibility cloaks too?" Kicking a rock on the ground, she started towards the door of the Hog's Head, mumbling to herself.
"First polyjuice potion, and now invisibility cloaks. Why not just point a sign to Diagon Alley so they could get everything else."
Stopping just in front of the door, hearing Destiny say something about coomelflees or something, whatever those were, she looked up at the sign one more time just to make sure this was the right place. Well, it definitely was the Hog's Head. Literally. Hopefully it's body was just forgotten to be painted on the sign. Of course, she just had to pick the most disgusting place to go to, but it was also good. Then Kay and Rex, and whoever else was on the list, wouldn't come in.
"C'mon." she mumbled to Destiny, opening the door and walking in.