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OtterySt.Catchpole · 01-16-2010, 08:35 PM

Not much time for long replies, I'm sorry.

Connie: Harry's always been smart Connie except when it comes to his feelings which make him do stupid things ... and all of Ootp, but we don't need to go there ... I think Hermione went there waaaaaaaay too often in Ootp herself.

Oh, and the whole Draco thing, yeah, in HBP. Dumb. But by DH he's learned his lesson and doesn't go lookin' for the wrong thing. I'm being purposely vague cuz of HBP & DH spoilers ... I swear I didn't think there were people on earth who hadn't read the books yet.

Prongs.RJGirl: Thanks for being my neighbor in Farmville Tina

You rock. Now I can expand my ranch again

I needed it. I want a lot of little animals

Neways, I loved your story and I wish you would keep going on with it, but I understand writer's block so of course I'm loyal to your story. If you post again I'll be there ...

and thanks for still reading mine.

Obi-Wan K'Lari: Harry and Hermione were cute, Lari. Were.

Yeah, Maxie doesn't know about Teddy yet.

If Prince is here ... you can expect friends ... maybe

I love blatant truths Lari, they let me be all

I know but why did you say it?

I'm bad. *loves playing the straight man*

I can't say who is going to die but ... there will be blood ...

Ouch *otty gets a paper cut* See? The carnage begins.

♥

Meanwhile back at the ranch ...

“So, this has gone on long enough. I think I’ve forgotten the plot of this story!” Ottery exclaimed.

“Yeah, it’s time to man up,” Teddy exclaimed taking out a cigar. “It’s time to be heroes!”

“Or die trying!” Ottery added.

Teddy looked at the dark haired boy funny, “You die a hero. I’m just gonna be the hero.”

“Okay, so …” Angel started.

“We take the train of course,” Mrs. Jones exclaimed. “I’ll take Teddy and do that. Angel you and Ottery find Harry Potter. He's the one the Death Eaters are after.”

“Wait a minute, I don’t trust your little Angel, here,” Teddy started giving the boy a dirty look and puffing smoke at his face.

"That's funny, because I don't trust you as far as I can throw you. And I can do a pretty mean flight spell." the grey haired boy blew the smoke back at Teddy with his wand.

Teddy took out his wand and was rolling up his sleeves as Ottery stood between them.

"Boys, boys," Ottery exclaimed.

“Baby, we don’t have time. It’s time to save the world. Are you going to sit this out or are you going to blow something up? I need a hero …” Mrs. Jones said, she winked and it was over. Teddy had become her willing puppy.

“Okay let’s split up gang,” Ottery exclaimed and ran with Angel behind him.

“Why do you keep that neanderthal around anyways,” the boy asked.

“Firstly, Teddy’s not a Neanderthal and I’ll thank you not to call him that. Secondly, he’s my best mate. He and I go back a long time … a long, long time.”

“He’s also maniacally violent and has a penchant for destruction.”

“Qualities that come in very handy in my line of work. More than you can possibly imagine. Give him some time, you’ll get to like him. And what the devil are you doing here, seriously?”

Angel grinned wickedly. He wouldn't say. Instead he pointed his wand ahead. “Friends of yours?”

“Ginny, Ron!” Ottery exclaimed running at them.

“Oh Ottery, you’re all right,” Ginny yelled running into the boy’s arms.

“Yeah, cupcake I’m super. I’ve managed not to get myself killed.”

“That’s a first,” Ron said, and Ottery turned and tackled the red haired boy to the ground.

“Oh my god Ron if anything had happened to you …” he cried.

“Otts, its okay I’m fine … so long as you get off and don’t squeeze so hard or you’ll crack a rib.”

“I see they're more than friends,” Angel said a little annoyed. “Aren’t we supposed to be saving Harry Potter and the world or something?”

The train lurched suddenly.

“That can’t be good,” Ottery remarked. There was another explosion and the train lurched again.

“We’re running out of time, Otters,” Angel said picking the boy up by his collar.

The four of them ran off down the train screaming after Harry.

Elsewhere.

“I’ll blow this whole bloody train up if I have to. Now get out of the lady’s way or I’ll blow you out of the way,” Teddy threatened.

“You wouldn’t dare,” the Death Eater remarked.

“You shouldn’t have said that,” Mrs. Jones said as she cast a shield charm.

“Inflamo!” Teddy exclaimed causing a gigantic explosions where the woman had been standing blowing her out of the compartment.

“I think I’m falling for you, Teddy,” Mrs. Jones told the brown haired boy.

“Wanna ditch the hero business and get some butterbeers,” the boy asked her cheekily.

“Nope. Sorry love, my boss wouldn’t take kindly to it.”

“Suit yourself.”

♥

Author's Note: I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly ...

01-16-2010, 08:35 PM	#238 (permalink)
OtterySt.Catchpole SS Featured Artist DA Poet Rupert is My Man! SS100 Triumphant Aethonan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Wicked House Posts: 18,909 Hogwarts RPG Name: Ottery St. Catchpole Gryffindor Third Year	*Prince is indeed pwnage Obi Wan nods* Oh, yeah. Expect more pwnage soon ... Mwahaha Paris & Kellybear r luv :Read Otty 's fics:Gone With the Wind:I♥Rupert Not much time for long replies, I'm sorry. Connie: Harry's always been smart Connie except when it comes to his feelings which make him do stupid things ... and all of Ootp, but we don't need to go there ... I think Hermione went there waaaaaaaay too often in Ootp herself. Oh, and the whole Draco thing, yeah, in HBP. Dumb. But by DH he's learned his lesson and doesn't go lookin' for the wrong thing. I'm being purposely vague cuz of HBP & DH spoilers ... I swear I didn't think there were people on earth who hadn't read the books yet. Prongs.RJGirl: Thanks for being my neighbor in Farmville Tina You rock. Now I can expand my ranch again I needed it. I want a lot of little animals Neways, I loved your story and I wish you would keep going on with it, but I understand writer's block so of course I'm loyal to your story. If you post again I'll be there ... and thanks for still reading mine. Obi-Wan K'Lari:** Harry and Hermione were cute, Lari. Were. Yeah, Maxie doesn't know about Teddy yet. If Prince is here ... you can expect friends ... maybe I love blatant truths Lari, they let me be all I know but why did you say it? I'm bad. loves playing the straight man I can't say who is going to die but ... there will be blood ... Ouch otty gets a paper cut See? The carnage begins. ♥ Meanwhile back at the ranch ... “So, this has gone on long enough. I think I’ve forgotten the plot of this story!” Ottery exclaimed. “Yeah, it’s time to man up,” Teddy exclaimed taking out a cigar. “It’s time to be heroes!” “Or die trying!” Ottery added. Teddy looked at the dark haired boy funny, “You die a hero. I’m just gonna be the hero.” “Okay, so …” Angel started. “We take the train of course,” Mrs. Jones exclaimed. “I’ll take Teddy and do that. Angel you and Ottery find Harry Potter. He's the one the Death Eaters are after.” “Wait a minute, I don’t trust your little Angel, here,” Teddy started giving the boy a dirty look and puffing smoke at his face. "That's funny, because I don't trust you as far as I can throw you. And I can do a pretty mean flight spell." the grey haired boy blew the smoke back at Teddy with his wand. Teddy took out his wand and was rolling up his sleeves as Ottery stood between them. "Boys, boys," Ottery exclaimed. “Baby, we don’t have time. It’s time to save the world. Are you going to sit this out or are you going to blow something up? I need a hero …” Mrs. Jones said, she winked and it was over. Teddy had become her willing puppy. “Okay let’s split up gang,” Ottery exclaimed and ran with Angel behind him. “Why do you keep that neanderthal around anyways,” the boy asked. “Firstly, Teddy’s not a Neanderthal and I’ll thank you not to call him that. Secondly, he’s my best mate. He and I go back a long time … a long, long time.” “He’s also maniacally violent and has a penchant for destruction.” “Qualities that come in very handy in my line of work. More than you can possibly imagine. Give him some time, you’ll get to like him. And what the devil are you doing here, seriously?” Angel grinned wickedly. He wouldn't say. Instead he pointed his wand ahead. “Friends of yours?” “Ginny, Ron!” Ottery exclaimed running at them. “Oh Ottery, you’re all right,” Ginny yelled running into the boy’s arms. “Yeah, cupcake I’m super. I’ve managed not to get myself killed.” “That’s a first,” Ron said, and Ottery turned and tackled the red haired boy to the ground. “Oh my god Ron if anything had happened to you …” he cried. “Otts, its okay I’m fine … so long as you get off and don’t squeeze so hard or you’ll crack a rib.” “I see they're more than friends,” Angel said a little annoyed. “Aren’t we supposed to be saving Harry Potter and the world or something?” The train lurched suddenly. “That can’t be good,” Ottery remarked. There was another explosion and the train lurched again. “We’re running out of time, Otters,” Angel said picking the boy up by his collar. The four of them ran off down the train screaming after Harry. Elsewhere. “I’ll blow this whole bloody train up if I have to. Now get out of the lady’s way or I’ll blow you out of the way,” Teddy threatened. “You wouldn’t dare,” the Death Eater remarked. “You shouldn’t have said that,” Mrs. Jones said as she cast a shield charm. “Inflamo!” Teddy exclaimed causing a gigantic explosions where the woman had been standing blowing her out of the compartment. “I think I’m falling for you, Teddy,” Mrs. Jones told the brown haired boy. “Wanna ditch the hero business and get some butterbeers,” the boy asked her cheekily. “Nope. Sorry love, my boss wouldn’t take kindly to it.” “Suit yourself.” ♥ Author's Note: I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly ... __________________ Last edited by OtterySt.Catchpole; 01-17-2010 at 06:36 AM. Reason: I've lost my ability to be coherent.