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Ashwinder · 01-10-2010, 06:25 PM

SPOILER!!: Ian's Monster Post

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oesed

Ian had already lost the ability of becoming surprised at the sight of yet another girl. Really, he had already come to terms with the fact that males at Hogwarts were just ... in extinction. And girls grew in trees.

And trees had to also be OKAY with Quidditch decisions.

....

See? Quidditch captains were lunatics. "A tree needs to approve the new Quidditch captain! Coooool." Ian sounded particularly cheerful and even cracked a smile.

If you can't fight the ~~lunatic~~ enemy, join them.

Already having shoved away the thought of Cela having a badge he might possibly want, Ian nodded enthusiastically as she spoke. "I have broken a several bones, too." His tone was real conversational, as if he were used to getting hurt - which was exactly the case. "I even have a metal plaque in the back of my head 'cos I fell off an elephant when I was five."

Fun times.

Oh.

He scratched the back of his neck awkwardly. "Uhhhh." Colby and his attempts to be social and having friends was getting HIM in trouble. Great. Selfish Colby. "You know him?" Ian was not confirming being related to his brother.

Ian stared at Allison, suddenly feeling like hitting his head against the table again.

"And you are a thief," He finally grumbled. "And Little pest." Just to make sure she'd keep her hands off his plate, Ian quickly finish what was left on his plate.

....

Shaggy head.

Meets.

Ravenclaw Table.

Ian made sure to repeat that motion several times.

Thanks, Nameless-Guy-Who's-Name-Might-Or-Might-Not-Be-Kellen.

Finalizing with the head-butting thing of his that seemed to have become a necessity whenever Allison What's-Her-Surname was around, Ian rested his forehead on the table and closed his eyes.

He didn't have to look up to know that yet another female had joined him.

"Hey, Kellen - ever notice that there are a whole bunch of girls here? like a lot. Lots of estrogen and ... stuff." Ian obviously didn't bother to keep his voice down because he didn't believe he'd said anything wrong. As a matter of fact, his tone was quite calm, all things considered.

Maybe he was beginning to lose his mind, too.

Kellen snorted as the boy resumed his head-to-table action. A part of him wondered what it would sound like if the metal plate that was apparently in that cranium connected with the wood.

When he made his comment about the estrogen, Kellen put a hand on the table and leaned under it looking for the boy's face, "I have noticed that, actually. Why do you think that is?"

He supposed it must look weird, talking underneath a table. He glanced down the underside and noticed a couple of crusty candies stuck to the wood. There was a wad of gum further down that looked relatively fresh, and he wrinkled his nose, "Well that's not particularly attractive, is it?"

01-10-2010, 06:25 PM	#304 (permalink)
Ashwinder MO Puffskein Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staring at a Wall. Posts: 2,285 Hogwarts RPG Name: Elias Inkwell First Year x7	Snake disguised as Raven Browncoat SPOILER!!: Ian's Monster Post Quote: Originally Posted by Oesed Ian had already lost the ability of becoming surprised at the sight of yet another girl. Really, he had already come to terms with the fact that males at Hogwarts were just ... in extinction. And girls grew in trees. And trees had to also be OKAY with Quidditch decisions. .... See? Quidditch captains were lunatics. "A tree needs to approve the new Quidditch captain! Coooool." Ian sounded particularly cheerful and even cracked a smile. If you can't fight the ~~lunatic~~ enemy, join them. Already having shoved away the thought of Cela having a badge he might possibly want, Ian nodded enthusiastically as she spoke. "I have broken a several bones, too." His tone was real conversational, as if he were used to getting hurt - which was exactly the case. "I even have a metal plaque in the back of my head 'cos I fell off an elephant when I was five." Fun times. Oh. He scratched the back of his neck awkwardly. "Uhhhh." Colby and his attempts to be social and having friends was getting HIM in trouble. Great. Selfish Colby. "You know him?" Ian was not confirming being related to his brother. Ian stared at Allison, suddenly feeling like hitting his head against the table again. "And you are a thief," He finally grumbled. "And Little pest." Just to make sure she'd keep her hands off his plate, Ian quickly finish what was left on his plate. .... Shaggy head. Meets. Ravenclaw Table. Ian made sure to repeat that motion several times. Thanks, Nameless-Guy-Who's-Name-Might-Or-Might-Not-Be-Kellen. Finalizing with the head-butting thing of his that seemed to have become a necessity whenever Allison What's-Her-Surname was around, Ian rested his forehead on the table and closed his eyes. He didn't have to look up to know that yet another female had joined him. "Hey, Kellen - ever notice that there are a whole bunch of girls here? like a lot. Lots of estrogen and ... stuff." Ian obviously didn't bother to keep his voice down because he didn't believe he'd said anything wrong. As a matter of fact, his tone was quite calm, all things considered. Maybe he was beginning to lose his mind, too. Kellen snorted as the boy resumed his head-to-table action. A part of him wondered what it would sound like if the metal plate that was apparently in that cranium connected with the wood. When he made his comment about the estrogen, Kellen put a hand on the table and leaned under it looking for the boy's face, "I have noticed that, actually. Why do you think that is?" He supposed it must look weird, talking underneath a table. He glanced down the underside and noticed a couple of crusty candies stuck to the wood. There was a wad of gum further down that looked relatively fresh, and he wrinkled his nose, "Well that's not particularly attractive, is it?"