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deatheater666 · 09-15-2004, 06:32 PM

Harry, Ron and Hermione are now grown up...sort of and now they live on a remote island off Ireland (heh...heh?)

Suddenly from being wizards, living without magic are now catholics and happy... apart from competition off Malfoy, who lives without magic...on a remote island off Ireland... who is Catholic.

NOT against Catholics, just a background story.

Starting off....Hermione bounced into the room with her hair done in an Elvis style (scary :unsure: ) pointing to a fake diamond studded black leather jacket with 'Elvis' on the back. As she turned round, she saw an ambitious Ron and a drunk Harry with gross stuff on his face - wearing the same stuff.
"Who're you supossed to be then?" asked Ron.
"Ron. I'm Elvis."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"I'm Elvis."
"Yes. I know. We're all Elvis. That's the problem."
"Why?"
"Cos you copied off me. I said I was going to be Elvis."she said with clenched teeth.
"Ah, so that's where I got the idea!"
"I thought this was the first Craggy, Crundell and Crippen Islands look-a-like competition I was gonna win!"
"Now, it is a bit strange you thought of it as well!"
"I'll have to go as Mother Teresa again!"

"Who're you s'posed be then?" said Harry in a very gruff voice. He was sobering. Unusual.:o:
"I'm Elvis." He said and he walked slowly and roughly to his favourite chair. "DRINK!"he demanded poignantly.
Hermione got up. "This is riduculous. I'm making a cup of tea."

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deatheater666 Jarvey Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i like toffee. Sorry, what? oh... Posts: 620	...And a Partridge Getting Bored of Trees - Sa13+ Harry, Ron and Hermione are now grown up...sort of and now they live on a remote island off Ireland (heh...heh?) Suddenly from being wizards, living without magic are now catholics and happy... apart from competition off Malfoy, who lives without magic...on a remote island off Ireland... who is Catholic. NOT against Catholics, just a background story. Starting off....Hermione bounced into the room with her hair done in an Elvis style (scary :unsure: ) pointing to a fake diamond studded black leather jacket with 'Elvis' on the back. As she turned round, she saw an ambitious Ron and a drunk Harry with gross stuff on his face - wearing the same stuff. "Who're you supossed to be then?" asked Ron. "Ron. I'm Elvis." "Really?" "Yes." "I'm Elvis." "Yes. I know. We're all Elvis. That's the problem." "Why?" "Cos you copied off me. I said I was going to be Elvis."she said with clenched teeth. "Ah, so that's where I got the idea!" "I thought this was the first Craggy, Crundell and Crippen Islands look-a-like competition I was gonna win!" "Now, it is a bit strange you thought of it as well!" "I'll have to go as Mother Teresa again!" "Who're you s'posed be then?" said Harry in a very gruff voice. He was sobering. Unusual.:o: "I'm Elvis." He said and he walked slowly and roughly to his favourite chair. "DRINK!"he demanded poignantly. Hermione got up. "This is riduculous. I'm making a cup of tea." Post 2 Post 3 Post 4 __________________ Remember this:...try breathing if you want to live Last edited by Jessiqua; 09-18-2019 at 07:28 PM.