so you can convince yourself that im cute #76 Zap
It was morning, and a three year old Lee ran around the house, fathers wand in hand and giggling stupidly. Wearing nothing but a nappy. “Zap!” he yelled, pointing the wand in every direction. “ZAP! ZAP ZAP ZAP!!”
“Now, Lee, just give the wand to mummy and –“ “No! ZAP! Ribbit.” “What?” Asked his mother, quizzically. “I ZAPPED chooo!” Said Lee with an expression of frustration. “So you ish now a fwoggy. Ribbit. Say ittt mummieeeeeeeeeee!”
Mrs Jordan rolled her eyes. “Lee, I’m not going to – “ “SAY IT!”
Sighh. She rolled her eyes. “Fine. Ribbit.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!”
“Gimme the wand.”
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