#5 Astronomy


“It’s love!!” sang George as Lee chased him around the boys dorms. He was growing increasingly infuriated, whereas George (egged on my Fred) was growing increasingly annoying. He had been leaping around the dorm for the past half hour, singing ditties about Lee and Angelina and making kissy faces at Lee. Lee had given chase at the final straw – when he had done pretend snogging with his pillow.

“Its love!” George repeated. “I can tell! I see it in the stars!!”

“Oh yeah,” grunted Lee. “Because you’re just THAT good at Astronomy.”

“I am, as it happens.”

“Course you areee.”