Thank you for da nice words. They make me happy.
So, I should be doing homeworky stuff for college, so I thought... poetry thread needs updating.
Yeah.
Herrrrreeeee we go.

The Potion Made By House Elves

Gather up all the things you can find, you can mix
Light a flame and get ready for fun-time
Ingredients all here? No. Then we're in a fix
We can make do with other things sometimes

Take flour and sugar, no eggs? What a mess!
The eggs from Ashwinders will do
Thrown all together in a cauldron, no less
The bowl is too busy for you

Next comes the water, but there's none in sight
This bile will have to suffice
From an armadillo it came from, so a slight
Dash of that or your brain won't be too nice

Onto the next order of business we go
And nothing we need is waiting
So we must just try and think real slow
Find out how to stop kids from hating.

A sprig of holly, and the skin of a boomslang
Quick! It'll blow, run away!
A bezoar thrown in, with a noise of F'TANGGG!
And it's fine, the concoction shall stay

We're still running out of things to use
As the knotgrass is mixed with the Re'em blood
The Potion Master's temper, we'll need to diffuse
Or else replace his whole stock with thick mud

But what will they say when they taste this pie?
They're kids, will they even notice?
Of course not, it'll only be bad if they die
They'll think that nothing is amiss

But isn't this bad? We'll be fired for sure!
Of course not, this recipe is top class!
... Just sprinkle on some sugar, and a little bit more.
And at a king's baquet, it would pass!

Now leave it to sit and to wait and to brood
Perched atop of a flame for heating
Though you'd think there was no way this could be a food
It's the food at Hogwarts you're eating.