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okay here is my response to Kirstie's dare.....enjoy
“Pancakes, get your pancakes,” the announcers voice could be heard over the ding of the crowd that had gathered that morning. It was the 338th annual breakfast bake off and the students had all gathered in the Great Hall as usual for the contest. The aroma of bacon, syrup, pancakes, and eggs all filled the air, mixing with the smell of coffee and hot cider that was boiling in large cauldrons at the ends of the tables. Professor Snape whisked in as one of the judges in the contests and poured himself a large tankard of coffee. “What, no milk?” he exclaimed. “We sent Hermione out to the stables with a bucket sir,” the trembling first year answered.
“colorrectus” Ron said pointing at his apples. “Ron, what on earth are you doing,” asked Harry. “I hate green apples,” answered Ron. “I only like red ones, why did God have to make green ones too?” Harry looked at him, “God didn’t make little green apples.” Ron replied, “yea, and it don’t rain in Indianapolis in the summertime….”
“Huh?” asked Harry. “Oh, nevermind, I’ve just got to find a way to get rid of all these green apples.”
Out in the stables, Hermione was busy trying to milk ole Betsy, the Hogwarts milk cow. “Dangit” she exclaimed as she tried once again to sit down on the three legged stool. “Every time I sit down I fall over,” she said to her self and then she noticed, “no wonder……my left leg is longer than my right.” She pulled out her wand after falling two more times and pointed it at her right leg. ”Extendio” she said and watched in horror as her right leg now grew a foot beyond her left. “No wait!” she yelled but the damage had been done. “well I’ll just make the left one as long as the right, I always wanted to be taller anyway, [i]”extendio.”[i]
Back in the Great Hall the competition was roaring, no wait that was just Professor Snape…..”where’s my milk?” Anyway, bacon and egg dishes were being flung all around as the judging was getting intense. “No you can’t.” “Yes I can.” “Can not!” “Can too!!” “NOT” “TOO”
“Hey, you two” asked Harry, “what’s this all about?” “Lotus here says she can eat more pancakes than I can,” said Allie. “There’s no way you can keep up with me,” Lotus yelled back. “Can too” responded Allie. “No way,” said Lotus. “Way!” said Allie.
“How about if I judge you,” asked Harry trying to get the girls’ attention away from each other for a second. And Harry filled up each of their plates with heaping mounds of flapjacks, “ready, set, g” but before he could say go, he was knocked to the floor by both of the girls wrestling to get at their pancakes. It wasn’t long before the two of them were clawing and scratching each other in a catfight trying to steal way the others pancakes. Harry retreated back to his table just as he heard something that caught his attention. “OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooohhhhhhhh.” Harry couldn’t believe his ears. “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”, came the noise in the hallway. “The Great Hall erupted with the response, “SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!”
“Absorbent and yellow and porous is he” “SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!” came the reply, this time with Harry joining in. He couldn’t believe it, his penpal, Spongebob Squarepants was here, here at Hogwarts. Harry looked at the doorway and watched in utter fits of laughter as Spongebob rode into the Hall on Hermione’s shoulders. She had messed up extending her legs so badly that now she resembled that guy at the circus that walks around on stilts. She must have been 15 feet tall. And she was wobbling all around trying to hold on to the bucket of milk and trying not to trip and fall. The whole Hall was on the floor dying in fits except for Snape. He ran across the tops of the tables and dove after the milk bucket. “Give me that bucket, give me it….oooooo, I love milk.” As Snape dove, he tripped over Allie and Lotus who were on the floor still clawing at each other and knocked out Hermione’s feet and she toppled over spilling the milk and Spongebob all over the girls and Snape. “Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish….Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebobbbbbbbbb, SQUAREPANTS.!”
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