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Zara H. Bunbury-Foster
Slytherin Fifth Year |  Professor Pink | Mrs. Bruce Wayne | I'm on a Goat | Glitterpuff | Dumbledore's Defense Squad | BHB
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Originally Posted by Zoerawrr  "Why, th-thuuhhh-thank you, Professor," Jake replied, smiling widely at the complimenty thing. Seemed like if HE was nice, SHE would be all nice back to him.
And then.
Ugh.
Stupid poo.
Raising his hand, Jake scrunched his nose and wore his first displeased expression of the lesson. "Sssstinks, it d-d-does..."
Well it DID.
And it was... "... shiny."
SILVAH! This Upstead was actually creepier than the deep-voiced-devil-childe one.
"Um...." Bunbury blinkblinkblinked at the boy again. "Yes......?" Smelly and shiny. Right-o two of his senses were working today then.
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Originally Posted by Daffy.Potter Blink. Could they like... not? Livvy wasn't too fond of the Mooncalf dung. There were many experiences and encounters with it that Livvy would rather not like to re-encounter once again. Per say... the Cam incident. And gathering up Mooncalf poo and stuffing it up in a jar and wrapping it up like a gift. That was definitely another thing that Livvy would like NOT to do... again. Please?
Animated plant... tree... was Professor Bunbury trying to send them signs? Livvy had an idea what this lesson was. And since she had oh-so-amazing memory, she remembered what a certain Ravenclaw before had said and Bunbury responded saying it would be a future lesson. Oh ho hoooo.... Snazzehh.
BLECH. Livvy raised her hand up into the air to share with what she had 'learned' about the oh-so-pretty mooncalf poo. "I learned that if you collect the poo before sunrise, then it is capable to cause any magical plant to grow niiiiice and strong... and fast." Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Lissy Lou Gahhh. More questions about the poop. Jack raised his hand.
"Well, obviously mooncalf dung comes from a mooncalf...so if you're looking to harvest some, you'd probably need to know where a mooncalf IS so you can collect the poop before sunrise," he said. "Also, it SMELLS really bad but it's a great fertilzer."
And Cam Karsten liked to fling it around. Let's not forget that. Quote:
Originally Posted by Herminny Herminny chuckled as she raised her hand remembering the COMC teacher had requested the students to bring her mooncalf dung, "What I've learned about mooncalf dung is that is an especially good fertilizer for you're magical plants and it's best if picked up at sunrise which is when we did in Care of Magical Creatures.". Quote:
Originally Posted by dingDong Oh. Ohohoho.
Mooncalf dung? That homework project? LET it be known that HEEE was probably the first to have the idea of donating poop to Bunzz. Yes, she needed poop. Mm'course.
"They're awweeesooome fertilizers. So awesome that they're all silveryyyy and alll. I think they're even better than dragon dung."
Yeah. 'cause Mooncalf Poop > any other kinda poop. Quote:
Originally Posted by individual
Evelyn sat up straight when the Professor looked at her. 'What was that look for?' she thought, raising a brow slightly. Shrugging her shoulders, at least she had gotten the answer right.
Glancing at Destiny and giving her friend a quick smile, she turned her attention back to the Professor when she started to speak about the mooncalf dung. Probably not a good topic to be on buuuut... Smirking, and turning her head so the Professor couldn't see it, she gave a little response. "It's apparently great for plants, Professor."
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Originally Posted by Ellabella Fred smirked as the Herbology teacher commented on the mooncalf dung, he was not one who sent his, after what he saw of this professor she didn't deserve anything in his mind. The only reason he attended class was because he had to and since he knew about mooncalf dung he might as well try to gain same points he thought. HE raised his hand and said, "Mooncalf dung is a good fertilizer for magical plants that is best if collected at sunrise.". Quote:
Originally Posted by hermione9495 Nikki had expected for Professor Bunbury to ask something about the jars of mooncalf poop that sat on her desk. And was it really her fault that Professor Morgan had assigned them to bring the poop to her? Nope. But raising her hand in the air, Nikki answered the question. "If mooncalf dung is picked before sunrise, then spread over a magical plant, the plant will grow faster and stronger." Quote:
Originally Posted by SenoritaMaxie Fyo raised his hand. "The dung can only be harvested when the Mooncalf leaves its burrow, under a full moon, professor," he told her politely. "It supplies plants extra nourishment, and has the ability to make them grow healthier - and more quickly - but a lot of people tend to forget that this is only possible when it is gathered before sunrise."
What else? "Oh, and it can be identified on the basis of its dim, silver colour and... well, particular smell." Gross.
GROSS. "Correct correct correct," Bunbury waved a hand at everyone's answer. "Yes. So you all collected this... collection.... before sunrise under Professor Morgan's superb leadership, mhmm..."
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Originally Posted by Mad Eye Touz Plymouth could hardly get past Jack's answer. Really? REALLY?? Professor Bunz was just being nice to him, surely, because who uses their WAND against a plant?!? Violent boy.
He completely missed his opportunity to answer the first question due to the glaring/gaping.
Slowly, he raised his hand, "It IS valuable. It's like... chocolate versus regular milk. When you get up in the morning and your mom has made you chocolate milk with breakfast don't just you have a much better, productive day? Mooncalf dung is the equivalent to plants." And Plymouth LOOOOOOVEd his plants! "Er, good comparison, Plymouth," Bunbury blinked in the boy's direction and might have added something akin to "mymumnevermademechocciemilk" in a faint whisper.
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Originally Posted by Celandine "I learned there is such thing as too much Mooncalf dung." Celandine answered with her hand up. "For instance? The stuff that you got me and Cope to spread around the Fluttas and the Puffas at the beginning of the term, wasn't enough to overpower the smell of the flowers because we were careful to mix it with the soil in appropriate amounts. But like, all of that?" Cela pointed toward the stack of jars with her nose, "If you over did it as far as actually making use of it goes, then it would sort of defeat the purpose of helping plants grow if it makes them smell too bad for you to enjoy the plant in the first place." Or something. Whateverrr, Cela hadn't done that particular homework. She hadn't really thought Bunbury would appreciate it.
"Professor?" Her hand shot up again. "I was wondering if the beneficial properties of Mooncalf dung decrease over time? Like, does it store well? Because... thats a lot of excess dung." "Well that's one way of looking at it, Cela," Bunbury tipped her head at the girl. "Or you could think of it like too much of a good thing... too much growth too quickly on a plant isn't good... it would be a bit like feeding a person steroids?"
Good comparison? "And as for your question.... it 'stores' best as a warm heap in a location that can still receive moonlight at night. Like any fertilizer, the nutrients in the fertilizer do... ah..... evaporate, basically, and deplete over time. Thus it's not like one fertilizing of dung will last a lifetime."
And that answered that.
"Now, let's put together the animated plants and the poo," the professor announced almost to herself. She was still looking outside as if for a signal of some sort. "Everybody come grab a jar of poo... or.... you can share one...
"Hope you brought your dragonhide gloves today."
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