A Midsummer Nightmare 75. Yodel


Snape dreams he’s a member of the von Trapp Family Singers. Eat your heart out Julie Andrews.


Snape climbs the Austrian Alps in a pair of Lederhosen. He reaches the top of a high peak. With a song in his heart screaming to be heard, Severus starts to yodel.

“Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee odl lay odl lee…”

Snape wakes up in his bedroom spread eagle on the floor. “No more German Chocolate Cake before bedtime. I always have weird dreams.” Severus then sees a St. Bernard sitting in the corner with a cask of brandy around his neck. “Very funny Black!!! Jokes over!!! Turn back into your ugly self…”