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OtterySt.Catchpole · 11-16-2009, 08:11 AM

The Hogwarts Secret Saturday Morning Marxist Reading & Action Adventure Club - Sa13+
by the ever deplorable, always incorrigible, late as a date past its season ...
Ottery St. Catchpole

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Disclaimer: All of the HP characters belong to J.K. Rowling, all the characters I create belong to me, as does the story but not the concepts created by J.K. Rowling who pwns, no infringement is implied. It's her world, I just live in it

Political Disclaimer: No political ideologies were killed in the making of this post ... much less mentioned, or discussed even. Go somewhere else for that, this is a fic.

It was Saturday morning, which meant the club was having it's meeting. Missing a meeting of the club was not an option much less anything any member would seriously consider doing. You'd have to be nuts not to go. It also didn't hurt if you actually read that month's selection. For a book club, The Hogwarts Secret Saturday Morning Marxist Reading & Action Adventure Club got a lot of action adventure in between their chapters of Pride and Prejudice or Gone with the Wind.

Neville woke up reluctantly. He stretched and yawned and slammed his hand down hard a split second before the tiny hammer started slamming into the side of the bells on either side of the alarm. Harry, and Ron hated that silver demon as they called it because they liked to sleep in late on the weekends. Seamus and Dean were always up before eight because they jogged around the grounds, played quidditch, and pretty much trained themselves to be ready for any contingency that might arise that would require them to save the wizarding world, again.

They'd been doing it since their first year when Professor Mandelbrot had first recruited them. He was the secret professor at Hogwarts, the real Defense Against the Dark Arts master, and Professor Snape's true rival for that coveted position the not secret Defense Against the Dark Arts post. Professor Dumbledore really could be a meany about dangling carrots before as erm donkeys.

Neville yawned again and stretched his arms. Ron's legs lay where his pillows were. At least he hadn't fallen out of his bed again. Harry lay face down and bum in the air like an ostrich, probably because the world was a mad ridiculous place that every week seemed to want to kill him. Neville didn't envy him that. He looked at the clock. Time for a quick shower, a skim through the new book they were reading, getting dressed and getting out of the dormitory and to the secret tower, which really wasn't so secret it stood in plain sight but what lay in it, no one but the members of the Saturday Morning Book Club knew.

"C'mon Trevor," Neville said to his toad. Trevor loved taking baths. "Time for a soak and then we're off to see if the world needs saving again."

Trevor thought to himself. "That Potter bloke sure has it easy, having to fight one arch-nemesis over and over again. Neville and the reading club have to save the wizarding world almost every other week from certain peril. Once a term really did seem like an unfair walk in the park. And they get to sleep in on the weekends." He croaked at them as Neville walked past.

Ron muttered, "Danish please, and sausage ... I love you Hermione," in his sleep as they walked past. Really, did that boy only dream of food?

What's that? You've never heard of The Hogwarts Secret Saturday Morning Marxist Reading & Action Adventure Club. I would suggest you carefully reread your HP 1-7 and then come back here ... because I made it all up. This is AU.

Third year, with a focus on the not-trio characters.

And a few of my old creations and ... maybe Godzilla and apes if you're nice. Hope you come back. Tell all your friends. The action starts here.

For the thread reading challenged or Chapter Guide:

Class is now in session
Sad Saxophones sing sweetly
While the cats away the wolf will play?
Who is our bad guy?
I'll get you Neville, & your little dog too!
Neville, Ginny and a werewolf, oh my!
Mini Post, Harry Potter's favorite cereal

Ginny & Neville, Lost!
Red Riding Hood & Friend!
Solemnity in Wonderland or Never take a stray in
Chapter: Wolfie's lOst the Past or WhO are yOu? W: Batman!
Flashback Flashforward
The Vienna Woods or Waltz me dance!
Chapter: Lost but not forgotten ...
American Woman! or Peppermints anyone?
Let go!
The Peeves Pelting Chapter
Spies & Assassins
Dean & Seamus vs. The World!
The Connie is Love ♥ Chapter

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OtterySt.Catchpole SS Featured Artist DA Poet Rupert is My Man! SS100 Triumphant Aethonan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Wicked House Posts: 18,909 Hogwarts RPG Name: Ottery St. Catchpole Gryffindor Third Year	The Hogwarts Secret Saturday Morning Marxist Reading & Action Adventure Club - Sa13+ Paris & Kellybear r luv :Read Otty 's fics:Gone With the Wind:I♥Rupert The Hogwarts Secret Saturday Morning Marxist Reading & Action Adventure Club - Sa13+ by the ever deplorable, always incorrigible, late as a date past its season ... Ottery St. Catchpole *Please withhold applause* Disclaimer: All of the HP characters belong to J.K. Rowling, all the characters I create belong to me, as does the story but not the concepts created by J.K. Rowling who pwns, no infringement is implied. It's her world, I just live in it Political Disclaimer: No political ideologies were killed in the making of this post ... much less mentioned, or discussed even. Go somewhere else for that, this is a fic. It was Saturday morning, which meant the club was having it's meeting. Missing a meeting of the club was not an option much less anything any member would seriously consider doing. You'd have to be nuts not to go. It also didn't hurt if you actually read that month's selection. For a book club, The Hogwarts Secret Saturday Morning Marxist Reading & Action Adventure Club got a lot of action adventure in between their chapters of Pride and Prejudice or Gone with the Wind. Neville woke up reluctantly. He stretched and yawned and slammed his hand down hard a split second before the tiny hammer started slamming into the side of the bells on either side of the alarm. Harry, and Ron hated that silver demon as they called it because they liked to sleep in late on the weekends. Seamus and Dean were always up before eight because they jogged around the grounds, played quidditch, and pretty much trained themselves to be ready for any contingency that might arise that would require them to save the wizarding world, again. They'd been doing it since their first year when Professor Mandelbrot had first recruited them. He was the secret professor at Hogwarts, the real Defense Against the Dark Arts master, and Professor Snape's true rival for that coveted position the not secret Defense Against the Dark Arts post. Professor Dumbledore really could be a meany about dangling carrots before as erm donkeys. Neville yawned again and stretched his arms. Ron's legs lay where his pillows were. At least he hadn't fallen out of his bed again. Harry lay face down and bum in the air like an ostrich, probably because the world was a mad ridiculous place that every week seemed to want to kill him. Neville didn't envy him that. He looked at the clock. Time for a quick shower, a skim through the new book they were reading, getting dressed and getting out of the dormitory and to the secret tower, which really wasn't so secret it stood in plain sight but what lay in it, no one but the members of the Saturday Morning Book Club knew. "C'mon Trevor," Neville said to his toad. Trevor loved taking baths. "Time for a soak and then we're off to see if the world needs saving again." Trevor thought to himself. "That Potter bloke sure has it easy, having to fight one arch-nemesis over and over again. Neville and the reading club have to save the wizarding world almost every other week from certain peril. Once a term really did seem like an unfair walk in the park. And they get to sleep in on the weekends." He croaked at them as Neville walked past. Ron muttered, "Danish please, and sausage ... I love you Hermione," in his sleep as they walked past. Really, did that boy only dream of food? What's that? You've never heard of The Hogwarts Secret Saturday Morning Marxist Reading & Action Adventure Club. I would suggest you carefully reread your HP 1-7 and then come back here ... because I made it all up. This is AU. Third year, with a focus on the not-trio characters. And a few of my old creations and ... maybe Godzilla and apes if you're nice. Hope you come back. Tell all your friends. The action starts here. For the thread reading challenged or Chapter Guide: Class is now in session Sad Saxophones sing sweetly While the cats away the wolf will play? Who is our bad guy? I'll get you Neville, & your little dog too! Neville, Ginny and a werewolf, oh my! Mini Post, Harry Potter's favorite cereal Ginny & Neville, Lost! Red Riding Hood & Friend! Solemnity in Wonderland or Never take a stray in Chapter: Wolfie's lOst the Past or WhO are yOu? W: Batman! Flashback Flashforward The Vienna Woods or Waltz me dance! Chapter: Lost but not forgotten ... American Woman! or Peppermints anyone? Let go! The Peeves Pelting Chapter Spies & Assassins Dean & Seamus vs. The World! The Connie is Love ♥ Chapter __________________ Last edited by OtterySt.Catchpole; 03-29-2010 at 09:40 AM. Reason: Chapter Guide, now more reader friendly, please post new readers!