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Crush!Crush!Crush! 
Ohh. That showed how clever he was. He thought that it was to do with something totally different than short people. But he had bigger things to think about right now. She was scaring him. Majorly. Like woah. Looking at her cautiously as she giggled and sung at the same time, he muttered out, "Yeahh, I think I'll give that a miss..." It wasn't as if he thought it was a weird idea, but if she'd been possessed by one of the statues, that he was CONVINCED weren't statues, then who knew what she could do...
Prune...? What the heck was a prune? "Uhh.. So that I can understand the insult correctly," He began playfully, the grin still on his face, "What in Merlin's hairy right big toe is a prune?" To him it sounded like some.. IDK! Evil dwarf type thing...
Glaring at the paper bag as Tammy pointed out the obvious, Ashton sighed. So he hadn't heard of prunes, and she hadn't heard of candy rock. "I ammmm aware that it got stuck," he whined as he checked around him that none of the candy had leaped out of the bag. Opening the entrance (and exit) of the bag, he tipped it toward her to reveal small, brightly coloured sticks of candy. "It's reeeeeaaalll hard, so you need to suck it before biting into it.. They're allll flavours. Like Berties."
Oh. WELL, that wasnt nice. Tammy was being good. Tammy was being normal, and there was no way anyone else that spoke to her should have any permission not to act like she was. Because she was normal, and they should be normal. Ashton should have been acting weird.
"Meh. Doof. It's not weird. You should try it, yeh FLAMIN' MUPPET." She squealed from her seated position on the floor, and frowned.
Was she not easy to understand? Well that was an insult in itself. Instead of explaining straight away, Tammy folded her arms and watched Ashton a sort of glare about her eyes.
"As a matter of fact, a PRUNEEEEE is some sort of fruit. Like a big DATE i think. I dunnno, it be a funny word." Stupid boy. Was she expected to be able to explain each word he didn't understand? Ey? Boys were just weird. Infinately weird.
"And for your information, THAT questioning was an insult in itself. I CAN BE UNDERSTOOOOOOOD." And there was gone the seventeen year old and replaced by a mental, psychotic six year old child.
Mentally the seventeen year old
mature adult was gone.
"You're a wizard Ashton, we need to work on this MAAAAG-GIICCCKKK ability of yours." Deep frown. Wrinkle inducing frown.
"OOOOHH PURRRTTTTYYYY." Tammy cooed, cocking her head to the left and giggling like chimes once more.
"EWWWW. I dunt want a bogey flavour oneeee. OR an earwax flavourrrr. Can I have a ... a... CHOKLIT FLAVOUR ONEEEEE?"
Choklit was yummy.