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Nick flew around the room, checking on his guests. "Is everyone having a good time?", he asked. "Feel free to stay as long as you like, there's plenty more fun in store!"
Rafe took a moment from Myrtle and addressed Sir Nick. "To Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington!" Rafe said in a cheer trying to address t the entire room. "In honor of him and a tribute to the Gryffindor House Ghost, I would like to recite his ballad..." Rafe cleared his throat. He took out one of his golden orbs from one pocket and the his sunglasses from another. He put his shades on and the gold orb began to float and play a pulsing beat and then Rafe began to rap:

"It was a mistake any wizard could make
Who was tired and caught on the hop
One piffling error, and then, to my terror,
I found myself facing the chop.
Alas for the eve when I met Lady Grieve
A-strolling the park in the dusk!
She was of the belief I could straighten her teeth
Next moment she'd sprouted a tusk.
I cried through the night that I'd soon put her right
But the process of justice was lax;
They'd brought out the block, though they'd mislaid the rock
Where they usually sharpened the axe.
Next morning at dawn, with a face most forlorn
The priest said to try not to cry,
"You can come just like that, no, you won't need a hat,"
And I knew that my end must be nigh.
The man in the mask who would have the sad task
Of cleaving my head from my neck,
Said "Nick, if you please, will you get to your knees,"
And I turned to a gibbering wreck.
"This may sting a bit" said the cack-handed twit
As he swung the axe up in the air,
But oh the blunt blade! No difference it made,
My head was still definitely there.
The axeman he hacked and he whacked and he thwacked,
"Won't be too long", he assured me,
But quick it was not, and the bone-headed clot
Took forty-five goes 'til he floored me.
And so I was dead, but my faithful old head
It never saw fit to desert me,
It still lingers on, that's the end of my song,
And now, please applaud, or you'll hurt me."


Rafe gave a bow to Sir Nick and smiled. He probably made a bit of a fool out of himself, but he was filled with happiness right now and felt quite capable of almost anything. He rejoined the the group over by Myrtle.
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