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Wailing Liisa 
Professor Morgan took the jar, making sure the lid was screwed on tight and held it next to her with her inner arm. "Be sure to tell the nurse to check for poison. She'll want keep him until she's sure it's all up."
Looking at the marshmallow, rolling around her hand, Professor Morgan looked down at Tavelon and said, "That was not funny." No, not funny at all. "Report to the Hospital Wing as instructed," she said. "Evelyn will lead the way."
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Sending a student to the Hospital Wing she expected. What with the dangerous creatures around and all, who wouldn't expect an injury every now and again. But puking up fake Mooncalf dung was just too much. Feeling utterly exasperated, the professor walked out of the cornstalks and called for the students' attention. "That's enough for tonight, class. For your homework, I'd like each of you to deliver the mooncalf dung you've collected to Professor Bunbury as your gift to her. For extra credit, add a ribbon and a lovely poem, telling her why she deserves poo." Iliana smiled. It was a deliberate, malicious smile. Oh yes, Annie would surely love her gifts. It was good to keep your friends close and EVIL, psychotic, red-heads closer.
"For those of you that haven't collected a substantial amount of dung, I'll give you five more minutes to finish up."
"Class dismissed."
Tavelon sighed. He'd blame Professor Ashby, but he had probably gone too far. He copied down the homework quickly and gathered his things. "Erm... sorry, professor. It was a great lesson. Do you really want me to go to the hospital wing? I'm not really sick. It was just an assignment from charms, really... erm... yeah... I'll go anyways..." Quite frankly, it was the first time Tav had made any trouble at hogwarts, and it didn't feel good. If it was a prank on Bunz... or someone else, maybe. But Professor Morgan was cool. She gave them marshmallows! He hung his head, the full cliche look of 'ashamed' "I'll go to the hospital wing, whatever you want, professor"
Stupid stupid stupid! he thought. Tavelon wasn't really a prank sort of person. Why'd he even try?
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Kay laughed again when he put another marshmallow in his mouth. Kay turned away so the Professor wouldn't be mad at her to. But it was funny. "Tavelon that was great and you have to help me get someone like that." Kay laughed a little more and had forgotten about that Marie did.
"Yeah... sure" he said with a feeble smile. "See you back at the common room, then. Tommorow...." Then again, technically, it was 'tomorrow'. Tavelon waved as she left.