Oh no. This was not happening. Ian could not function without his wand. He was too much of a derp for that.
"Uhh...class, I am incredibly sorry for doing this, but I'm going to have to dismiss the class until I can find my wand. It shouldn't be too long of a wait, though.....hopefully. Thank you all for participating, and sorry again for having to cut this short!"
For now, they would have to stick to pantsing their friends manually.
"Oh....uhh...and your homework...it's not really homework, but play a practical joke on a friend? This school could use some more pranks." OOC: You don't need to actually submit homework to me. It's just for my enjoyment if I stumble across it in the RP.