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Harmonizer 
Ohkay.
Samson slowly picked up the scattered cardboard rolls without taking his eyes of Professor Perry. He was getting more and more peculiar by the minute. And he had to admit, he was a student's man, with his hyped up attitude that wasn't that of a teacher. Whoever this substitute was, he definitely had Samson's respect and favor. Yay!
"Um. Um. I bet owl poop is sticky enough," he offered, sticking one end of a cardboard tube in owl poo and sticking the other end of another cardboard tube. Well. It stuck for a few seconds before if fell off.
Meh.
Lucille, still holding out her own poo-tube, looked at the boy with an amused expression.
"No, no no no, no," she said, walking over to him and shaking her head.
"You have to do it like this."
She bent down and scooped up another large handful of poo, and slopped it onto the boys tube for him, ignoring the specs that flew off and hit him. Ooops.
"There!" she said brightly, wiping her hands on his robes. "
All better."