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Old 10-23-2009, 01:54 PM   #163 (permalink)
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Carve Hetcher
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so you can convince yourself that im cute

Lucille just about managed to control herself. She finally took a loo roll and unravled it all.

She dumped the toilet paper on the ground next to her in a big bundle, sat on it and wrapped herself up in it, to try and remove as much of the owl poo as she could.

When she was (relativly) poo-free, she took her roll and made two tares in each side. She did the same to a second roll and shoved them together. They suck (a little lopsidedly) and she held it up for the proffesor to see.

"Vóla!" she said, just as the tubes fell apart again. Lucille looked at the dropping strewn floor, her brow furrowed. Maybe....

"Poo!"
she said brightly. "Poo Glue!!"

She bent and scooped a large handfull of the stuff up in her hand, covered it over the join of the two toilet rolls. It worked! The two loo rolls stayed together. For the second time, Lucille showed her telescope to the professor.

"Stink-o-scope!" She announced brightly.
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