Winnie was, truth be told, a little confused.

This new professor of theirs...transcended the word "loon". Winnie was indeed a loon herself, and the fact that she could SEE this man's looniness in spite of her own looniness was positively alarming. She sat upright in her chair, politely perplexed, her brow slightly furrowed and her mouth open a little.

BUT WAIT A MOMENT. He had just broken all of the telescopes, and was now Summoning toilet paper.

"TELESCOPES! We're going to make our own telescopes right?" she said gleefully. "Can-" She paused. "Can we use glitter?"