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Sidney Marlowe
Third Year
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Originally Posted by Josef Perry "I can tell you lot are VERY EXCITED about using the telescopes," Perry said. He stretched out his arms to herd them all back from the window. IT WAS SLIPPERY THERE. People fall out of windows all the time.
Defenestration.
Since he was thinking of slipping, it was natural that Perry would step in some owl poo. He sliiiiiiiiiid a few feet, until the box of telescopes stopped his fall. Perry did NOT fall out the window.
The telescopes did. ALL OF THEM Abby watches as Professor Perry manages to throw all the telescopes out the window. [I]This guy isn't much better than Borr. The level of education at Hogwarts is going down the toliet this term. She watches the telescopes as the hit the ground, bounce, and hit it again. Quote:
Originally Posted by Josef Perry "Uh." Perry scooted as close to the edge as possible and glanced down.
OH SCARY SCARY SCARY. THEY WERE SO HIGH!
"They're broken. Gravity is a stinker, you know?"
SIGH. Yeah, it can be a bummer sometimes, but at least it keeps us grounded on the earth. Professor Perry, all may not be lost. Why don't you let us students try to accio the telescopes back up here and repair them? Please..." |