"I can tell you lot are VERY EXCITED about using the telescopes," Perry said. He stretched out his arms to herd them all back from the window. IT WAS SLIPPERY THERE. People fall out of windows all the time.
Defenestration.
Since he was thinking of slipping, it was natural that Perry would step in some owl poo. He sliiiiiiiiiid a few feet, until the box of telescopes stopped his fall. Perry did NOT fall out the window.
The telescopes did. ALL OF THEM. |