Stepping inside the classroom, the first thing Jake noticed... was his sister.

No. Scratch that.

His sister's hair.

"What in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y-fronts?" he murmured, tilting his head at the spectacle, before taking of his glasses and cleaning them on his shirt.

Beelining for the girl, Jake went ahead and plonked himself down beside her, shoving his glasses back on his face and wondering how long before she realised he was wearing them, bearing in mind she'd never seen him wear them.

"Ooooh, whassinth-th-the boxxx?" Jake stammered, this now his usual speech.

He wanted a box.

He wanted one now.

And now there was the Gryffindor Seeker on the other side of his sister? Hmmmm... Reese was surrounded by Seekers.

Like a giant snitch.

ACK! Nuuuu. Muggle brain.

Arrrr! No wait. That was a pirate.

Were pirates muggles?

Y'arrrr.

Okay, good.

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