 Help us we're a bunch of letters stuck in this box !!
So, so far they'd been damaged by Lord Borr, abandoned by Kazi, ignored by qualified physicians, victimized by a cookie terrorism conspiracy, and threatened with disfigurement by the Herbology teacher.
What kind of place was this?!?
Tino leapt dramatically in front of Bunbury, arms spread wide. "Oh no you don't!!," he yelled, "No way! We want a registered licensed educrated physician, not a plant-lady! You could screw her up for life! These hands have potential!"
He pointed suddenly towards the green-handed Slytherin watching them. "You there! If you're not a mind-controlled robot destined to do the nefarious will of the dread Cookie Nurse, help your fellow humans! We must escape!"
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His glass is half-empty. And it's not what he ordered. |