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Mrs. Weasley · 09-25-2009, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Berty Borr

Lord Borr was the best listener in the whole world. He sat upon his throne like chair and listened INTENTLY to the answers. Some were SO BORING THAT HE LITERALLY NEARLY FELL ASLEEP.

Some were close, most were blatantly sucking up. Not that Lord Borr didn't COMPLETELY understand the students doing so. HE WAS LORD BORR! HE WAS AN ACCOMPLISHED MAN! HE DESERVED THE SUCKING UP! The suck ups were clearly ASPIRING TO BE SOMEONE! BE SOMEONE LIKE LORD BORR!

Hope. It gave Lord Borr HOPE!

"Ahhh. ONCE AGAIN, it is the SLYTHERINS that never disappoint me. TAKE A BOW, you two. TAKE A BOW! You are RIGHT. You are SMART. I'm proud of you."

"EVERYONE SIT BACK DOWN. Sit down, and make it hasty. I DONT HAVE ALL DAY. SO SIT. DOWN. NOW."

Lord Borr made another attempt to get out of his chair, but it just wasn't happening for him. So he rolled in and among the Ravenclaws and Slytherins he had invited to the front of the room.

"THERE ARE NO stars out at this time of day. There are no meteor showers, or constellations, or WORTHLESS MOONS AND PLANETS out at this time of DAY." Lord Borr tapped his cane on the desk of Celandine Toussaint and then on Sebastain's desk. BRIGHT students. BRIGHT FUTURES. "Tell me, class, then WHY do you suppose I am having class now? GO ON. TELL ME. WHY DID I, LORD BORR, have your ASTRONOMY class in the middle of the day??"

Abby raises her hand. "You teach your Astronomy Class in the middle of the day, because you have no intention of teaching us a a thing about Astronomy. You are pointing out to us that Astronomy is an unecessary subject. No one but ridulous people use Astronomy in their everyday lives. It is a waste of your valuable time to teach us Astronomy. You can better spend your time teaching us to be more like you, sir." Abby smiles. That should teach his Lord Fatness not to ignore my answers again. We Hufflepuffs have as much to contribute to his silly class as the Ravenclaws and Slytherin.

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Mrs. Weasley Nogtail Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: GMT-5 Posts: 4,893 Hogwarts RPG Name: Sidney Marlowe Third Year x7	Double Agent Stamps! Quote: Originally Posted by Berty Borr Lord Borr was the best listener in the whole world. He sat upon his throne like chair and listened INTENTLY to the answers. Some were SO BORING THAT HE LITERALLY NEARLY FELL ASLEEP. Some were close, most were blatantly sucking up. Not that Lord Borr didn't COMPLETELY understand the students doing so. HE WAS LORD BORR! HE WAS AN ACCOMPLISHED MAN! HE DESERVED THE SUCKING UP! The suck ups were clearly ASPIRING TO BE SOMEONE! BE SOMEONE LIKE LORD BORR! Hope. It gave Lord Borr HOPE! "Ahhh. ONCE AGAIN, it is the SLYTHERINS that never disappoint me. TAKE A BOW, you two. TAKE A BOW! You are RIGHT. You are SMART. I'm proud of you." "EVERYONE SIT BACK DOWN. Sit down, and make it hasty. I DONT HAVE ALL DAY. SO SIT. DOWN. NOW." Lord Borr made another attempt to get out of his chair, but it just wasn't happening for him. So he rolled in and among the Ravenclaws and Slytherins he had invited to the front of the room. "THERE ARE NO stars out at this time of day. There are no meteor showers, or constellations, or WORTHLESS MOONS AND PLANETS out at this time of DAY." Lord Borr tapped his cane on the desk of Celandine Toussaint and then on Sebastain's desk. BRIGHT students. BRIGHT FUTURES. "Tell me, class, then WHY do you suppose I am having class now? GO ON. TELL ME. WHY DID I, LORD BORR, have your ASTRONOMY class in the middle of the day??" Abby raises her hand. "You teach your Astronomy Class in the middle of the day, because you have no intention of teaching us a a thing about Astronomy. You are pointing out to us that Astronomy is an unecessary subject. No one but ridulous people use Astronomy in their everyday lives. It is a waste of your valuable time to teach us Astronomy. You can better spend your time teaching us to be more like you, sir." Abby smiles. That should teach his Lord Fatness not to ignore my answers again. We Hufflepuffs have as much to contribute to his silly class as the Ravenclaws and Slytherin. __________________ tom riddle's drabbles