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**Berty Borr** · 09-25-2009, 01:52 AM

Lord Borr was the best listener in the whole world. He sat upon his throne like chair and listened INTENTLY to the answers. Some were SO BORING THAT HE LITERALLY NEARLY FELL ASLEEP.

Some were close, most were blatantly sucking up. Not that Lord Borr didn't COMPLETELY understand the students doing so. HE WAS LORD BORR! HE WAS AN ACCOMPLISHED MAN! HE DESERVED THE SUCKING UP! The suck ups were clearly ASPIRING TO BE SOMEONE! BE SOMEONE LIKE LORD BORR!

Hope. It gave Lord Borr HOPE!

Quote:

Originally Posted by moony-chaz

Lyra gulped nervously when Lord Borr started addressing a few students. Lucky for her, she wasn't getting picked on so she breathed normally again....so far. The second year looked around at Evan and grinned at him before turning back to face the class again. Trying very hard not to laugh out loud when the Professor was trying to get up from his chair, Lyra watched with amused eyes as he started to roll it to the middle of the classroom, with him still on it.

'outside?' Lyra knew that this was Astronomy class but didn't they had to look outside for the stars and planets for Astronomy? It is Midday! for Merlin's sake. But still, Lyra stood up from her place and walked towards a window, making sure she moved far around the Professor. The Slytherin looked outside and saw the landscape which she started to sum up.
"I see the STAR-LESS! sky,
birds, possible Owls,
grass covering the ground,
some students walking around,
looooots of trees,"yes Lyra was amazed with so many trees around Hogwarts.
the sun,
clouds,
The Quidditch field
and mountains far away"

Yup that was it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deniiz

It was unhealty for this man to talk to loud to their ears! Evan literally jumped when he yelled at the poor boys who wanted to be astronauts and stuff. His heart sank when Blake was yelled at too. He tried to smile or do anything at him, but he couldn't. He was too young to be eaten alive! It was a relief when he was neither bad nor good. He was unnoticible to his eyes. Good.

He could smile at Rayedem though, while he was backing off from the window. He wasn't sure if he saw it, but he did his best to show. He moved to the window and looked outside. There were clouds and no starts. He said what he saw. "There are NO stars as it is MIDDAY." Yes, he needed to stress that. "There are sun and clouds. And the castle grounds. Sir." Hehe, that was rhyming. He got back to his seat, biting his lips not to smile.

"Ahhh. ONCE AGAIN, it is the SLYTHERINS that never disappoint me. TAKE A BOW, you two. TAKE A BOW! You are RIGHT. You are SMART. I'm proud of you."

"EVERYONE SIT BACK DOWN. Sit down, and make it hasty. I DONT HAVE ALL DAY. SO SIT. DOWN. NOW."

Lord Borr made another attempt to get out of his chair, but it just wasn't happening for him. So he rolled in and among the Ravenclaws and Slytherins he had invited to the front of the room.

"THERE ARE NO stars out at this time of day. There are no meteor showers, or constellations, or WORTHLESS MOONS AND PLANETS out at this time of DAY." Lord Borr tapped his cane on the desk of Celandine Toussaint and then on Sebastain's desk. BRIGHT students. BRIGHT FUTURES. "Tell me, class, then WHY do you suppose I am having class now? GO ON. TELL ME. WHY DID I, LORD BORR, have your ASTRONOMY class in the middle of the day??"

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Berty Borr Very Busy & Important Firecrab Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Role Modeling Posts: 790	Lord Borr was the best listener in the whole world. He sat upon his throne like chair and listened INTENTLY to the answers. Some were SO BORING THAT HE LITERALLY NEARLY FELL ASLEEP. Some were close, most were blatantly sucking up. Not that Lord Borr didn't COMPLETELY understand the students doing so. HE WAS LORD BORR! HE WAS AN ACCOMPLISHED MAN! HE DESERVED THE SUCKING UP! The suck ups were clearly ASPIRING TO BE SOMEONE! BE SOMEONE LIKE LORD BORR! Hope. It gave Lord Borr HOPE! Quote: Originally Posted by moony-chaz Lyra gulped nervously when Lord Borr started addressing a few students. Lucky for her, she wasn't getting picked on so she breathed normally again....so far. The second year looked around at Evan and grinned at him before turning back to face the class again. Trying very hard not to laugh out loud when the Professor was trying to get up from his chair, Lyra watched with amused eyes as he started to roll it to the middle of the classroom, with him still on it. 'outside?' Lyra knew that this was Astronomy class but didn't they had to look outside for the stars and planets for Astronomy? It is Midday! for Merlin's sake. But still, Lyra stood up from her place and walked towards a window, making sure she moved far around the Professor. The Slytherin looked outside and saw the landscape which she started to sum up. "I see the STAR-LESS! sky, birds, possible Owls, grass covering the ground, some students walking around, looooots of trees,"yes Lyra was amazed with so many trees around Hogwarts. the sun, clouds, The Quidditch field and mountains far away" Yup that was it. Quote: Originally Posted by Deniiz It was unhealty for this man to talk to loud to their ears! Evan literally jumped when he yelled at the poor boys who wanted to be astronauts and stuff. His heart sank when Blake was yelled at too. He tried to smile or do anything at him, but he couldn't. He was too young to be eaten alive! It was a relief when he was neither bad nor good. He was unnoticible to his eyes. Good. He could smile at Rayedem though, while he was backing off from the window. He wasn't sure if he saw it, but he did his best to show. He moved to the window and looked outside. There were clouds and no starts. He said what he saw. "There are NO stars as it is MIDDAY." Yes, he needed to stress that. "There are sun and clouds. And the castle grounds. Sir." Hehe, that was rhyming. He got back to his seat, biting his lips not to smile. "Ahhh. ONCE AGAIN, it is the SLYTHERINS that never disappoint me. TAKE A BOW, you two. TAKE A BOW! You are RIGHT. You are SMART. I'm proud of you." "EVERYONE SIT BACK DOWN. Sit down, and make it hasty. I DONT HAVE ALL DAY. SO SIT. DOWN. NOW." Lord Borr made another attempt to get out of his chair, but it just wasn't happening for him. So he rolled in and among the Ravenclaws and Slytherins he had invited to the front of the room. "THERE ARE NO stars out at this time of day. There are no meteor showers, or constellations, or WORTHLESS MOONS AND PLANETS out at this time of DAY." Lord Borr tapped his cane on the desk of Celandine Toussaint and then on Sebastain's desk. BRIGHT students. BRIGHT FUTURES. "Tell me, class, then WHY do you suppose I am having class now? GO ON. TELL ME. WHY DID I, LORD BORR, have your ASTRONOMY class in the middle of the day??" __________________ Someone unimportant whose name slips my memory made this signature. Twas Lady Borr who did it, sir! Boor's bringin' sexy back and yall just hatin' Kingston: Marry me my lord. We're perfect for each other.