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Old 09-24-2009, 03:11 AM   #73 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Meh Reh View Post
Xander couldn't help but to try his best to not shake as he was writing down the names. There was also this straaaange warm sensation he felt, and quickly looked down.

Whew. No pee. Just his muscle coming back to use there.

BACK TO THE STUDENTS.



He looked at them with a sort of plea in his eyes for forgiveness. Xander wasn't mean - he really wasn't! Besides, he was just crazy. He remembered meeting Livvy in Diagon Alley. Eeep!
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Lord Borr GLARED. "YOU DID NOT KNOW YOUR CLASSMATES' NAMES?" He ripped the paper from the student's hand, RIPPED IT TO SHREDS, then threw it at the kid's head. "I do NOT need the help of someone that DOES NOT KNOW THEIR CLASSMATES BY NAME!!! I have ENOUGH halfwits, THANK YOU! GO SIT DOWN!!!"



...

Lord Borr....

LAUGHED OUT LOUD. "HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He pointed his cane and LAUGHED. "You LOOK LIKE A FOOL. CLASS! Everyone!! TURN and POINT and LAUGH at the JESTER!! If you ACT foolish in my class, I will TREAT YOU FOOLISHLY! Don't RUN IN MY CLASS. Or act like a SKITTERING MOUSE. SIT. SIT DOWN."




"I did NOT say to give LONG and BORING introductions. I SAID to GREET ME. ME! GREET ME PROPERLY. Do YOU have any idea who I AM? HOW LUCKY YOU ARE? SIT. DOWN. You failed, by the way. FAIL. Sit."



.... AND EXCEEDINGLY RUDE STUDENTS into his class. He stalked after the young lady, made her MOVE out of her seat with his cane, then pushed her desk up to the front of the room. "YOU will have NO SEAT. YOU can stand since YOU cannot muster up the PROPER RESPECT for me. SO. STAND THERE GIRL. STAND THERE ALL LESSON LONG."




"I wish you WOULD ALREADY. You. are. WASTING. MY TIME. MY TIME," Lord Borr turned on his stubby legs and stalked up to the classroom. "MY TIME, CHILDREN, is VALUABLE."

He wrote his name in BIG LETTERS across the board:




He TURNED AROUND to see WHAT was GOING ON NOW?!?! Couldn't he TEACH a SIMPLE LESSON? COULD he NOT? WITHOUT interruptions?!??!!



"I AM the boss. I HAVE earned that RIGHT! I AM LORD BORR AND YOU ARE just the .. the .. THE WHAT did you call yourself? BIG HEAD? WELL I disagree. YOU have a little HEAD. Now, I believe I TOLD YOU to sit down."

"AND YOU PIGS would DO GOOD to listen to LITTLE HEAD, there!" Lord Borr pointed his cane at LITTLE HEAD and then turned back to the board.



"WHEN I was your AGE I knew exactly what I wanted to be when I grew up. I HAD HOPES. I had DREAMS. And look at me today. REALLY, each of you, TAKE A LOOK at ME." Lord Borr waddled across the room so that ALL sides of the class could SEE him.

"ONE AT A TIME, I want you to STAND UP. BOW TO ME. Introduce yourself. Then tell me what it is you wish to be when YOU GROW UP. Assuming you EVER do." Lord Borr was SO TIRED. He was WORKING SO HARD to HELP these STUDENTS. SOOOOOOO HARRRRRRRRRD. He moved into his chair at the front of the desk and sat down, causing something similar to a weak earthquake in the classroom.

"GO ON. I dont HAVE ALL DAY. 1. STAND UP. 2. BOW. 3. NAME YOURSELF. 4. YOUR AMBITION. GO GO GO GO."
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Oh, SHUT. UP!! You...you...UGH!! Lucy wished she had the courage the say something to him. His appalling behavior was a downright disgrace to the world of good manners. Not to mention, he, himself was such a freaking paradox! Good LORD...or should she say, Good LORD BERTY FATTY FAT FAT STINKY BORR?! And how DARE he yell at Xander like that! How do you expect a young boy to know everyone's names? How rude! She did not expect that Lord BURP would learn the names of everyone in his class, so why should he expect someone else to do the same? BAH!!

Lucy slid out from her desk and stomped right out the classroom, angrier than ever. You want manners? YOU GOT MANNERS, LORDY BURP-HEAD.

Standing straight up, walked properly into the class and stopped in front of Borr. She gave a proper little curtsy, and said as politely as possible, "My name is Lucy Dawn, sir, and my ambition at the moment is to find out whether or not you have the manners you are teaching us so that I can decide whether or not to label you as my fabulous and wise mentor. SIR." Hah! An insult and a praise, wrapped up in one. Right now, she could care less about points, just that he got the words he deserved. Immediately, Lucy marched back to her seat, plopped right down, back straight, and her eyes glaring harshly at Borr.


Moments after the younger boy did as he was told and wrote down their names, even though he appeared deeply apologetic for it, Professor Borr went and tore the parchment to shreds! Well.. that was probably a good thing. No more detention for her, or those two other students.

Boy, was this man a character. Embarrassing his students, insulting the head boy, shouting and reprimanding for no apparent reason at all. Yes. Quite the character.

Ughhh. And now he wanted them to bow to him? Bow? Seriously? He was a professor, yes. But Sloane would not bow to anyone.

Whoa, did Lucy just sort of tell off this Lord Borr in front of the class? Sloane grinned as Lucy returned to her seat. Props to her. She stood up from her own seat, figuring she'd at least stand and state her name and ambition. Might as well get that over with early.

"Sloane Jackson," she said, once again. She pressed one palm against the top of her desk. "And my ambition is to become an auror. Or a hit witch." She shrugged. Either would suffice, but an she preferred making it to becoming an Auror.
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