"Do You Think I Look Fat?"
{Silencio}

“Do you think I look fat?”

“What?!” Draco Malfoy stared at Pansy Parkinson, hardly believing that the girl actually asked him if he thought she was fat. Since when were they on such close terms? He’d rather not discuss a girl’s thickness with the girl… especially not Pansy Parkinson, a girl he had known for his entire life at Hogwarts.

Rolling her eyes, the girl repeated herself as she twisted strands of her black hair around her finger. “I said… do you think I look fat?”

Snorting at the girl, Draco replied, “No. I knew what you said. Do you actually think I’m going to answer… that?”

Pansy puckered up her bottom lip in a pout and jumped around whiningly. “Yes… You’re my boyfriend.”

“I’m not your boyfriend.”

“YES YOU ARRRE! Remember that night a few years ago where we-”

Draco interrupted and said, “We were four.”

Pansy continued, “held hands under the moonlight. You told me how beautiful I was and how you’d marry me when we grew up. I just remember that night so well.”

“Well… forget it then.”

“You hugged me! Told me you-”

“Silencio!” Walking away from the soundless Pansy, Draco shuddered. “Girls,” he muttered.