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Old 09-18-2009, 03:14 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Willie was being dragged around like some dripping wet doll, not able to move an inch of his body. At least they let him hear to what they had to say rather than illuminate every sense they had. He watched Max (Vin..something) curiously, wondering what the man was thinking about. When he opened his mouth, allowing words to fall out Willie was... speechless.

No, really. He couldn't talk. He was under a spell.

Max flicked his wand and then, boom, beem, baam! His wet clothes had turned into... tutus?

PINK TUTUS?!

And... And he felt something on his back. Something... poking out. He couldn't see it.

WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TOOOO?!

He had also felt something on his head... Oh god, let it not be a crown. PLEASEEE NO CROWNNN. Willie right now was close to tears. He was traumatized!

It didn't seem they were done with them, yet. Nooooooo! Kazi had pulled out his own wand and Willie once a fanboy to him was SHOCKED. Why, why would Kazi do this to him?! HE WAS A FAITHFUL FANBOYYYY. He felt betrayed. All this time, all this fangirling he had given to him had been a waste. A COMPLETE UTTER WASTE! His heart broke into a million pieces, dramatic sad music begun playing in his head.

This boy was a nutcase.

He hadn't noticed that Kazi was flicking his wand, too engrossed into his dramatic thoughts of betrayal. It had hit him of course when something smacked on his face. Literally. His eyes watered a bit, yet that didn't stop him from noticing there was something wrong with him.

Wiggle...

Wiggle...

HE HAD A PIG'S SNOT?!!!

OHHHHHHHHHH THAT WAS SOOOO COOOOOLLLL.
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