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Originally Posted by Sneakeh Cat OUT OF YOUR LOVE POTION EFFECT?!
Reese stared at Cam with her jaw slightly opened. Did he honestly think she gave Jack love potion? How despicable. “Cameron,” she spoke to him. “I think you are getting me confused with you. I don’t need love potion to make someone like me, okay? You, on the other hand, might actually need to brew some love potion to get the girl’s at school to even look at you.” Harsh much? Well, he did deserve anything that came to him since he just caused her boyfriend to have a bruise on his forehead.
“I didn’t poison him!” She exclaimed, still trying to keep the ice on Jack’s head. “It’s YOUR-" Before she could get anything else out of her mouth, Cam started hitting her on the head with the rolled up Daily Prophet. Gr. She quickly took the ice of Jack’s forehead for a moment as she yanked the newspaper away from Cam and then she took up from her chair, placing the newspaper under her, then she sat on it. There. He can’t get that now. After that, she placed the ice back on Jack’s forehead.
“Livvy,” she addressed her friend. “Cam can’t learn manners.” That was fact. “But, I do agree. He really need to learn that guys shouldn’t hit girls with newspapers…smelly shoes…pretty much with anything. It’s not nice,” she added.
She jumped slightly when Jack knocked the ice out of her hand and she placed her hand over her head, just in case the ice bag came back down on here. She didn’t want anything else hitting her head! Cam had already hit her in the head with a smelly shoe at Diagon Alley, then he hit her with the newspaper, and she didn’t want the ice hitting her. Luckily, the bag just landed a few feets away from her on the ground of the compartment.
She uncovered her head and looked towards Lucy, who was trying to calm Jack down. Honestly, she didn’t mind if Jack hurt Cam. First, he deserved it. Second, she would want to hurt someone if they were involved in giving her a bruise. Instead of saying anything to her very angry boyfriend, she picked up the bag of ice off the ground and placed it beside her on the seat just in case it was needed again. Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Lissy Lou "I am NOT under a love potion!" Jack exclaimed, quite possibly more angry at this moment than he had been in a LONG time. And in front of Reese! How embarrassing! He stood up again and wagged a finger threateningly at Cam. "Is THAT why you gave me a punching telescope?" he asked.
He shook his head at the girl he didn't know, who was trying her best to calm him down at the moment. Sigh. It was a lost cause. "Of COURSE he did it on purpose he's...he's...CAM!" he said. Oh whoa. Too much anger again. His eyes started to spin again and he collapsed back down on the seat, only to sit on the abadoned ice Reese had just set down. EEEP!
"AHH!" he exclaimed, jumping up again and wiping his bum with his hands. Quote:
Originally Posted by dingDong Cam glanced at Livvy while still swatting Reese on the head. EHHH? What was this?! She actually called him a twerp. A TWERP. And then poked him on the head, just like that. He felt offended, sorta. But instead of poking her back, he was TOOOTALLLY willing enough to swat her with the Daily Prophet. "Oiiii I AIN'T A TWERP, laaady. And I don't just think Reese gave him that stinkin' potion, I KNOW."
How did he know? Because it was impossible for someone to like Reese, as in... girlfriend. EWWWWwwwww. "I do have mannaahzzz... THIS IS FOR JACK'S GOOD!" he yelled out, hoping the compartment door was sound-proof because if it wasn't...
HMPH HE DIDN'T CARE OOONEEE TEENY BIT.
But oh he heard screaming. LOUUDDD screaming. Was it Jack? WAS HE TELLING HIM a polite thank you nao? NO. "Keeellll meeee? YOU? KEEL ME?! NUH NUH, that's the LUURVE POTION talkin' Jack, no, you do NOT want to kill me!" he said, still swatting at Reese with the rolled up newspaper. Geez how powerful was this love potion Reese was giving to him? But he totally backed off... you know, love potions could kill... other people. Yeah.
He looked back at Auuuuntie Lucy for some help but she was on about the mustache. OOOHHH. "You'll grow one, trust me," he said quickly, glancing back at Reese if she would pounce any time soon. "I'm SUUURRREEE he's under a love potion. 99.5% sure!" he announced haughtily, "wait what? NO AUNTIEEE LUUUCY, I DID MEAN IT."
That was basically asking to get killed by Jack. Hmm. No, Jack would thank him one day for this. HE WOULD.
Cam looked back at Reese, glaaaring, yet stopping his swats. "LIEEESSS Reese, you speak of lies! I'm totally hot, and you're totally not," he announced, acting all manly for a minute there. PSHHH there were two older girls (3 if you count Reese) here in this compartment that came because of him, he was a total babe magnet... no wait, his manure was the magnet. Yeaaah.
And he was totally not ready when she just took his Daily Prophet away from his own hands. "HEEYYYY!" he shouted out all whiney-like, "Ewww don't sit on it. STOP THAT. EWWWWW." Did Reese have gas? Please tell me Reese doesn't have gas at the moment. THAT NEWSPAPAH COULD HAVE HAD VALUABLE COUPONS! Mean Reese. EVIL Reese.
Baaack to Jack. "Yes you ARE, Jack, I KNOW it. You just don't knoooow. Reese gave ya some sort of a love potion, Jack, I KNOW IT!" Strong love potion. Very strong. Hmm. "And YESSS of course it's why I gave ya the telescope, it was suppose to knock ya out of the effects. It didn't thoughhhh," he said with a frown. He HAD to find a way. Cam looked around... uhhhh. He immediately grabbed that Anti-Werewolf Poster, crumpled it up, and threw it at Jack.
HMM That couldn't have done a thing... "Don't worry Jack, I'LL SAAAVEEE YEHHH!" And his eyes met one bucket of Mooncalf dung. Hmm. MAYBE. Just. MAYBE. Cam immediately scooped up a small amount, just small enough so that Bunzz's plants could have enough and threw it RIIIIGHHTT at Jack's mouth. Would it be enough? That spell could have made the smell go away but would it make the taaaste go away? "AAAND TAKE THAT LOVE POTION!" Yes he was speaking to the love potion itself intoxicating poor Jack's brain!
She snorted at him. He knew? He KNEW that Reese fed Jack a love potion? Seriously? Livvy just stared at Cam and shook her head. "Cam... Um... sweetie. What proof do you have that justifies Reese giving Jack a love potion? Or poison?" she asked, crossing her arms with her eyes narrowed at Cam. Boys.... they were all FREAKS. FREAKY... SPAZZY... And... yeah. "Yeah... cuz' giving a guy a punching telescope and accusing his girlfriend of feeding him a love potion... defines that you have manners. Totally. I see where you're getting the idea that you have manners from," Livvy said, humorously and sarcastically. Yeah... Cameron Karsten.... did NOT... have manners. She didn't know what HIS idea of manners was... but his idea was definitely NOT it.
Seriously.... was he still trying to get this Lucy girl to grow a mustache. "Cam. If your Aunt Lucy doesn't want to grow a mustache... then she doesn't have to," Livvy reasoned with the boy. Seriously. What was up with him? He like had brain damage or something.
Sighing, Livvy glanced at Reese and just shook her head. "I don't know why I even bother with this guy. Manners is like an impossible trait for him to attain." Cam.... he would never learn. It was just impossible for him. Just.... impossible.
AHHHH!!!! CHAOTIC!
Reese going here and there and the newspaper... and Jack falling on the ice with his bum. CUHRRAAAZZZEHH! Livvy went over to the boy and just as she was about to help him up, Cam threw over a poster of the Anti-Werewolf poster at them. What creep came up with THAT? She rolled her eyes, picking it up and threw back at him. That's right! She went there. OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But oh no... no he DIDN'T! Livvy watched as the mob of the Mooncalf dung came soaring towards her and Jack, and in the direction of Jack's mouth. Oh geez. Oh geez. Please miss... please miss. If it didn't... she was afraid of how many infectious diseases and horrible flavors that the poor guy would be experiencing.
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