| Grindylow
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Originally Posted by dingDong  "Auuuuntie Lucy???" Cam didn't understand the difference but hoookaaaiii, AUNTIE LUCY IT WAS CHYEAHH. And what? WHAT? She wasn't gonna grow any mustache? HOW COULD SHE NOT? He removed his face from her arm and stared at her in complete shock. But he stared even harder if there was at least one hair growing. At leaaastttt. Nope. Why? Why couldn't this girl grow a dang mustache, eh?
'TWASN'T FAAIRRR. "You will grow a mustache, Auntie Lucy, TRUUUSTT MEEee," he said with a nod. How? Hmm... someway he'll MAKE her grow a mustache. Yeh. Yeaahhh. "Who's whooo? What? BUT KISSING IS GROSS," he announced as she asked why he was making those... vomiting sounds. Wasn't it obvious??? ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT WAS EW REESE.
He looked back at Livvy. Olivia. Livvy. Whatevaahhh. "Yeah you should be sorry, Livvehhh. BECAUSE MOONCALF POO IS--" then some rubber band hit him on his forehead. Good aim, Livvy. GOOD AIM. "OIiiiiiii. Wot was thaaaa--" he stopped his sentence again when he watched as Jack already used the punching telescope. OMGASH WOOOO.
Cam started clapping his hands excitedly, but EWWWW what was that thing on the guy's forehead?! Ohhhh punching telescope... hehe. Right right. "ARE YOU OUT FROM THE LOVE POTION EFFECT NAOOO JACK?!" he said excitedly, and then stared in awe as he asked Reese why she had two heads. No way. Reese had two heads. HER TRUE FORM. "Wait what, Reese?" he asked in complete surprise, "NUUUUU. If ya hadn't poisoned the guy to like yeh, NONE OF THIS WOULD'A HAAAPPENED!"
And then Reese started conjuring stuff. NO. NO. NOOOO. Cam immediately grabbed the Daily Prophet newspaper he was reading from his compartment seat and rolled it up immediately.
SWATSWATSWAAATTTTTTT. "Back OFFF, REEEESE. BACKBACKBACKKK!" That might not have been ice at all. So really, he was doing this for Jack's own good. So he started swatting her some more. Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Lissy Lou Jack's head felt like it was on fire, and he could barely make out the words that Cam and Reese were saying to each other. Reese had ice on his eye now which felt LOADSSS better, but probably wasn't going to do anything for the swelling. Great....he was going to look like a panda bear for the Quidditch team picture!
Wait--CAM had done this to him? He listened to the conversation with more focus now, trying to hear what Cam and Reese were saying to each other. Jack blinked once with his good eye in surprise--he was pretty sure Reese had NOT given him a love potion! He just really liked her! And now he had another head growing out of his forehead!
And, just like that, Jack seemed to find his energy again and sprang up, knocking the ice out of Reese's hand.
"CAM I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" he exclaimed. Sure, he felt bad about yelling at a kid who was much younger than him but he sooooo deserved it! Right? Right.
All that yelling was too much and Jack started to get woozy, sitting down in the seat again. That didn't lower his rage, though, not ONE BIT. "NO, Cam, NO. I will not grow a mustache. That's preposterous!! Why would I?" No!! That would look disastrous on her! No, no, no. Absolutely not. "Cam, I promise you, a mustache is not going to happen. I mean, maybe, I wear a fake one for like a minute but that's it. I'm not growing one." Yuck. Thinking on this, she tried to imagine what his Aunt Lucy looked like, with the mustache and all. Dyaaaahhh...gross.
And apparently, he was vomiting because of Reese? Was Reese not to be trusted, or was this another one of Cam's weirdo hostilities? Hmm..."Cam, are you sure you're not...sick, or anything? Reese is perfectly fine. She's not...evil or whatever or...yeah. What's wrong with Reese?" Lucy took a quick glance at Reese, and smiled. And then Cam mentioned something about a Love Potion and Jack. Oh. So that other guy was Jack. Hmm..."LOVE POTION?!" Lucy exclaimed. What in the world were they doing, messing around with a love potion?! Then again...yeah. Cam? Hmm. "Are you SURE he's under a love potion?" Lucy thought it likely, but at the same time, it was also unlikely considering it came out of Cam's own mouth.
And suddenly, she noticed that Jack was punched...um...PUNCHED. By the telescope?! What kind of present was this?! Lucy grabbed the telescope and eyed it carefully. "Cam, what is this?!" she cried out in shock. Wow...cool trick but...DANGEROUS!! Ahhhhhh!! But just then, Jack leaped out of his seat, and look as if he was about to tear Cam into pieces. "Whoa!! WHOA, now, Jack....it is Jack, right? Okay. Jack!! Just calm down. I'm sure he didn't mean it!" Liiiiies. All lies. Lucy barely knew the kid but she knew him well-enough to know that Cam was always doing something bad. Sigh. What could she do? "Just relax. Cam is...well...Cam, and um...it's...it doesn't look that bad. I think..." Lucy said nervously as she attempted to look at Jack's face for any injuries. Well...minus the second head growing out of his forehead. How WEIRD. "Umm...well...yeah, it doesn't look that bad. I mean...it's little irregular but it'll get better. Somehow." Oh, boy. What a mess!! |