I couldn't stop laughing at those two lines. And then I went to go look for Draco and Hermione on Twitter.

One more sonnet for the lovely readers!! (Cause I need to write something or else I'll burst...)


I. AM. CORMAC MCLAGGEN.

Yo, yo, my name is Cormac McLaggen
I'm a cool super-fly, girl-winning guy,
Best keeper you could ever imagine
I could probably make the whole crowd sigh

If it weren't for Ron, I'd been Keeper
That's no problem, I'm a keeper for the girls
Especially Hermione, let's beep her
Granger, get down here before I grow some curls

Well, anyway, I'll be a legend some day
And...rock the world because I love Quidditch.
Just you wait, I'll soon be the one to say
"Do you have a Quidditch team name to pitch?"

This is Cormac McLaggen you just met
Do me a favor...don't get my hair wet.


Cormac McLaggen, we love you, but...in a different way.