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75. Yodel
“OUCH!”
The Venomous Tentacula had seized the wrist of his wand hand tightly and had started to squeeze. He grasped around for some secateurs to cut the vine with as it started to pull him away from the bench, swearing furiously. Just in time he cut himself free. Behind him he heard a beautifully familiar laugh.
“Just because the students won’t be here for three days, it doesn’t mean that there are no sensitive ears to hear that foul language you know.”
He frowned, sweaty and confused.
“When our baby is born you’ll have to yodel instead of swear.”
“Our baby?”
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