1. One of the key characters must be a pink octopus named Seymour.
2. Harry, under the influence of a love potion, will swear his undying love for Pansy Parkinson.
3. Draco will challenge Harry to a duel, where the loser must consume a giant pickle.
4. Professor Snape will show up and unexpectedly sing “Best of Both Worlds” by Hannah Montana.
5. Butterscotch sundaes will be eaten by all.
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I must do this one. I officially accept this dare and can't wait to get started on it. I'll post a link when I'm finished with. This is gonna be great.