Ok, even though we all wish we owned the Harry Potter idea, we don't it belongs to J.K Rowling, so CHEERS! J.K Rowling.

The Hogwarts Express

Excuse me but have you seen a pet toad
He's nothing like that rat that's so old
A boy in first year named Neville has lost him
If a teacher finds, it will definately cost him
Are you doing a spell? Well come on let's see
All of mine have worked for me
Obviously that wasn't a very good spell
We're going to be there soon, I can tell
So you may as well change into your Hogwartes clothes
And by the way, you've got some dirt on your nose


The Triwizard Tournament

Eternal glory awaits thee
Whoever should win the cup
But 'tis not as easy at it should seem
So think hard before your time is up

The first task requires brains and brawn
Just to get out alive
But you must get the egg to move on
And your opponent is an incredible size

The second task challenges you severely
Underwater with creatures unknown
You will lose something you hold dearly
And you have an hour to claim your throne

The third task is perhaps the most dangerous of all
With navigation and spells and such
But be careful you shouldn't trip and fall
Or the roots won't leave you much.

And after all is said and done
You'll be glad you're finished
You'll see it really wasn't much fun
And that all your innocence, was easily diminished

And so the Triwizard Tournament lies
Before us this very day
So be careful and be wise
Before you enter and seal your fate


Weasley's Wizard Weazes

Some are big and some are small
But they are trouble, one and all
Ton-Tongue Ties and Canary Creams
Fake Wands, Exploding Snap, and everything in between

The geniuses behind the tricks
Are Fred and George, handsome and slick
Nipped so much from Filch before
That maybe that's how they fill their store

The teachers hate their merchandise
But they don't care, money will suffice
They had a dream and went for it
And now they make loads and loads for it

So every student who wants a trick
Come down to this store quick, quick, quick
That's Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, mind you
So come on down and we'll find something for you