So, first off, I :hack: my subscriptions for not telling me you updated.
*blows them up Teddy-style*
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OtterySt.Catchpole 
Lari, uhm, Freddie is mine ... *glomps* and Sam's. I totally ship them together ...
I think it's cute Freddie like Carly but ... nah. I loved your music too ... thanks for reading ... you're certified Old School! *fires the cannons*
Nooo! *tries to swipe Freddie from you*
I'm not sure that would be good for Freddie's health
Yay! Go J-Rock 
I'm Old School naw! *busts a move*
The Recap was very much appreciated
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OtterySt.Catchpole Next, we find Ottery St. Catchpole prisoner of Rodolphus LeStrange in Hong Kong of all places. Lord Voldemort it seems is planning an alliance with the Chinese Magical Triads. Tonks escorts Professor Dumbledore to see a new face in the magical world, a very dangerous face, an old friend ... Sebastian Shaw. They part ways, Dumbledore refusing to accept Sebastian's help because his army employs the same evil tactics that the Death Eaters do.
He's a captive of Lestrange!
*ish scared for Otty*
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OtterySt.Catchpole As if that wasn't enough action to keep you all awake at nights wondering how Ottery's shorts are a horcrux, then I don't how you all sleep at nights? *realizes that sentence makes no sense* Teddy will fire the cannons at anyone who objects. You have been warned.
Yush...:hides:
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Originally Posted by
OtterySt.Catchpole “Oh, I don’t worry about the muggles. I took every precaution,” the headmaster replied twirling around the small study in his muggle disguise, a pair of plaid red and white pants, a purple shirt, yellow vest, and bright almost blindingly so, pink jacket.
I love DD
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OtterySt.Catchpole The Potions Master waited for the punch line, but none ever came.
I thought this was really witty
Just sayin.
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Originally Posted by
OtterySt.Catchpole I have to go pick up Harry Potter, he’ll be staying with me until term begins.”
Ooooooooh! Well, that's interesting! I wonder what DD's house is like...hopefully no crazy charmed sock
puppets running around
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OtterySt.Catchpole The day that came before the night which brought Ron and Luna a strange visitation by a werewolf dawned.
Okay, wait. I'm a little confuzeled
This is before Harry's car chase, is it not? Then why does he already know about Nicolas?
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OtterySt.Catchpole On the other side of town, a seemingly quiet neighborhood exploded into violence as four wizards in dark robes entered a muggle residence, attacked the house, tearing and rending everything apart, exploding the windows and setting the place afire, before dragging out a wizard into the street and executing him in front of his family, a paper label attached to the man read: Blood traitor.
Super scary...and so close to Harry too
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OtterySt.Catchpole Some wizards were happy at the fact that Sebastian Shaw had returned from quiet retirement to save the wizarding world again, bringing with him The Sacred Order of Fallen Knights. Others merely groaned, as they knew the escalating violence the Death Eaters employed would only be matched by the Sacred Order.
The Sacred Order of Fallen Knights. Very cool sounding. 'Fallen', huh? As in 'descended into the depths of darkness used by the enemy, i.e Voldermort'?
I wanna see Seb in action!
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OtterySt.Catchpole Unseen above the city, a steam powered zeppelin floated and within it a brown haired boy sighed, pacing as he threw knives at the walls, testing his agility and marksmanship.
He's
throwing knives at the zeppelin's walls? *imagines a balloon popping* Teddy's crazy!
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Originally Posted by
OtterySt.Catchpole “The use of excessive violence is the solution to all problems. That friends, like napkins, are disposable. That girls are lap warmers or pretty decor.
Oh, my
It made me sad to think of Teddy like this
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OtterySt.Catchpole “Hey, I put up with Ottery’s poufery, I’m sure I can stomach some creeps or something.”
“They’re called crêpes, and you’re an unqualified, uncultured cretin.”
My mom called them 'Crehpehs' once
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OtterySt.Catchpole “Then there’s no need to alert anyone else. I’ll handle this by myself.”
*slaps Teddy* *shows Teddy DH* See? Even 'The Chosen One' needed help!
Teddy's secret love =
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OtterySt.Catchpole It was easy to kill without using a killing curse. One just had to know how. Hermione had written a paper on it only last term, on the ethics of improper use of proper magic. Hermione had also theorized on the possibility and ease of making such a death seem accidental or a natural cause of death. Harry had been very impressed by it.
I love how much that sounds like a History paper
Though, I do think it's unlikely that Hermione would actually go into those details
Just sayin
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OtterySt.Catchpole “You’re a plant,” Harry retorted.
“Yeah, well … you’re a … you’re a fruit, so whatever.”
I didn't get that at first either
I was like "Geez, great diss, Harry. *roll eyes*"
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OtterySt.Catchpole “I don’t mean a growing plant, you dork. I mean someone’s sent you trying to plant you in my group of friends hoping you and I’ll become best friends so I can reveal my deep dark secrets and you can take it back to Voldemort.”
I didn't even think of that! Woah, Harry's being smart/paranoid! *glomps him*
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OtterySt.Catchpole what did you mean when you said, you're finding me difficult to follow?
Don't freak out
I sometimes have that issue. Like when I'm not concentrating completely or when I'm too excited to read at a normal pace
You just write differently to what I'm used to reading. Which btw, is most definitely
not a bad thing. In fact, it makes you more interesting
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OtterySt.Catchpole “Nymphadora,” he began.
“Don’t. Just … don’t call me that,” she complained, the spark of her old flame lighting suddenly in her voice. This caused him to smile weakly.
“Dora,” he teased.
Too cute!
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OtterySt.Catchpole “I’m being a friend Nymphadora. I’m throwing around happy banter. I need it, in case the tattered robes don’t give it away.”
....
Tonks dropped a couple of crumpled bills on the table, “Don’t worry about it. Don’t worry about anything Remus. I’m sure I’ll grow up soon enough and realize, like you seem to have, that love really doesn’t mean anything in this world. Then maybe it’ll be my turn to break some poor bloke’s heart.”
I put these under the same quote cause I had the same message: Awww! :sob:
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OtterySt.Catchpole “If you value your …” Before the person could finish talking the boy had fallen to the floor in a fainted heap.
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OtterySt.Catchpole Suddenly, Nicholas looked up at him. “No thank you. I’d rather not find out if I can stomach torture,”
Oh, okay. *breaths out*
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OtterySt.Catchpole Nicholas doubted he had the strength to cast a spell to stop it.
“Protego!”
The car stopped in mid drop. The boy looked up from between his arms which covered his face.
“Well, are you planning to just lie there all day? I don’t know how much longer I can hold this car up,” Tonks asked rather crossly at the strange boy.
Wow. I'm glad Tonks is an Auror
She's too awesome
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OtterySt.Catchpole Nicholas walked over to where the car was half sitting outside of an office window, and inside the Death Eater lay pinned under the car moaning in pain while a secretary asked him how he planned to pay for the damages, and informed him she had no intention nor was she responsible and she would be taking the rest of the day off, they didn't pay her enough to survive car attacks.
So, all round, OtterMan, your fic is awesome
