GAAAASSSPPPPP.

That needed-to-be-medicated woman just... she took a cookie from the cookie from the cookie platter! How DAAAARE she. May she have the Curse of the Hobos and weigh more than 500 lbs. as punishment! That was HISSSSS cookie platter and it even had his name on it? Did it? Well he thought it did, it was right in front of him wasn't it?

Reese Selena Upstead were Cookie Monsters, hiding in the dumpsters at night and stealing cookies from innocent wizard by day. AwesomeMUCH? Well... it had Reese in it so that just ruined the whole thing, didn't it?

OH. OH. MWAHAHA. So camera flashes were her WEAKNESS? If ... Cam had a bajillion camera flashes, all flashed at Reese, would she go blind and thus... Teeeeheee. He grinned evilly. "Obviously," he lied... maybe.

UGGGHH SUBJECT CHANGE. And it went baaack to the boyfriends. He still wasn't going to reveal the portrait's identities, who knew what Reese could do to them?! PAINT MUSTACHES AND DEVIL HORNS ON 'EM? Oh oh OHHHHH. Yeah. She'd just probably do that.

But he had to think up of someone. Thinking up of the first person he could think up of, he told her, "Professor Bunbury did. She uhhhhh, she's a known gossipah, ya know?" He said... yeah. Bunbury. He blamed Bunbury for many things.