Ian moseyed on up to the Staff Table and intended to take his own seat at the far left end of the table, but instead decided to move over to the right one and steal Kapoor's seat. Sometimes, being left-handed had its benefits....

Little did Ian know that he looked ridiculous, for his head was encased by the bubble-head charm.

"Good evening, Professor Dumont, Madame Kohan," he said calmly. "Where are your preparations? I heard there was a flood! Would you like me to cast the bubble-head charm for you also?"

What a doof.