Hop. Hop. Hop.

Cam had a theory. A theory which could just possibly revolutionize the whole entire world! Well... he hadn't been so sure with it yet but he just liked hopping and wondered if he could make something out of it. His legs stuck together, he hopped like a bunny and hopped and hopped aalll the way from the COZY, MURKY dungeons, his fingers sticking out every once in a while to poke at the air. Air molecules DESERVED to be poked.

Why wouldn't they be?!

Ah.

But right before he could speak to his heart's desires on how muchhh he liked Anna in front of the portraits, one of them had spoken up! GAASSSSP. Well no. They didn't speak up. More like chattering. Oh? Gossip? Between PORTRAITS? And WHHHYYY THE HECK WASN'T HE INVOLVED?? "Oiiiii. Watchoo talkiiin' about?"

He gave them a STARE in the eye.

Eh? Eh? EH?

A couple. He snorted. "Oh. Really?"

...

WHAT? Slytherin and Gryffindor. Oh my were they talking about him and Anna?! Oh... Well. He for sure was not a Slytherin girl and Anna was for sure NOTTT a Gryffindor male... unless he got all of his biology thing mixed up. Blond? Blond? The only Slytherin blond he could make out was... REESE. SELENA. UPSTEAD.

"Oh yes, there was a blond Slytherin girl with some attitude--," one spoke up and Cam put his finger up. AHA. Reese. She'd gotten herself a BOYFRIEND. Ewww. EW. EW. Ew.

And with who? Cam didn't know. Gryffindors. Gryffindors. With that, Cam leaped off and hopped away from the portraits.