"ARGH!" he winced and leaned his head away from her, "Why do you always shout, woman?!" Alright, so maybe he was the one with the overly loud voice. But the fact of the matter was he had invented a rather cool spell, and she couldn't even make the effort to remember what it was and write it down for him!

"Try harder!" he urged her, suddenly awake now that things were interesting again, "I think it started with an Ah-"

"AH!" he jumped a foot in the air and then forwards onto Daphne as he felt a burning sensation on the back of his body, "DAFF I'M ON FIRE!!!" It seemed he had invented a fast spreading, non-extinguishable fire!