 Shipper Queen Hippie Quad
Another year has come and gone,
Since I have last come along.
Now its time to put your listening ears on,
While I sing my Sorting Hat Song.
Now, I am not your ordinary hat,
So you can see.
I am still unable to use a beater bat,
But I can tell you the square root of three!
I was made many, many years ago,
By a well known man.
He sure had a golden glow,
If there was a fight, Godric Gryffindor never ran!
He was one of four,
That made this school what it is today.
So now it is time for the new faces to take the floor.
For I don’t do this everyday.
What house were you born to be in?
Are you ambitious and cunning?
Maybe you belong in Slytherin,
Their pride sure is stunning.
Or maybe you belong in Ravenclaw.
This house is one of a kind,
Their brains will surely put you in awe.
Make sure to keep that in mind.
There is always Hufflepuff,
Don’t underestimate this house.
Their loyalty and kindness you will come to love.
They surely will never become a louse.
Last but not least is Gryffindor,
Where only the bravest dwell.
Their daring nature will never be a bore,
Isn’t that swell?
Now the time has come to figure out,
Where you truly belong.
I don’t have a doubt,
That I won’t be wrong.
So place me on your head and we will begin,
Don’t be afraid for I am the Sorting Hat.
I can only grin,
While I tell you where to sit at.
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Last edited by Droo; 01-08-2010 at 02:41 AM.
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