"Awww chocolate milk!!! You are just..." Winnie could not find the words, and simply clasped her hands to her chest. "Fabulousness."

She gingerly opening a basket and began rummaging. Pointy sticks...PIECES OF BEEF OMG, wet naps, CHOCOLATE MILK BOXES!! Her face glowing, she snapped the little straw off the side of the box, stabbed it through the top, and sipped.

"Why doesn't every sort of beverage come in boxes with straws?" she mused aloud. "I swear it'd be more efficient. No one would ever spill again."