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Originally Posted by
Jenster 
Theo was sucking his thumb quite hard, swinging his little legs when he was hit squarely in the face. He looked up to see Peeves with a hose. "Peeves you meanie. My daddy says that meanies are only mean cos their daddy and mummy don't love them really." He returned to sucking his thumb, "I am not a meanie, because my mummy and daddy love me lots."
Peeves made a VERY rude noise at the boy and squirted into his face before continuing toward the dias.
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Originally Posted by
Biochemkris "PEEVES!!!!!!!" Headmaster Bontecou stood up and shouted at the poltergeist. "If you don't mind, we are about to have a special assembly. Please save your tricks for a more appropriate venue."
Not
quite daring enough to squirt the headmaster dead on, Peeves sprayed the air in front of the dias so water fell like rain.
"EEEEKEE WEEEKE IEEEEAAAAIIEEE!" he screeched on.
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Originally Posted by
SlytherinSistah "Glub Glub ...Weeekie Washieee??!" Kapoor restated alarmedly as though he knew what that meant. He didn't. He protectively held onto his knitting in an attempt to protect it, but it was nonetheless the victim of sobering wetness.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
Peeves stopped in flight, eyes wide and jaw slack. He dropped his hose. He turned to Kapoor and knelt down on the table in front of him, bowing and genuflecting as Kapoor spoke.
"Master! My liege!" he cried, then flew up, disappearing with a
"POP!" Quote:
Originally Posted by bone_baud
If there was one thing that Thomas tried to avoid this whole year it was definitely Peeves. He is creepy and he sounds creepy, he had to destroy his peaceful year of almost silent. Thomas sighed quietly.
...but he could not resist one last encore. He hovered over the boy's head, and dumped a pitcher of pumpkin juice on him, then blew a kiss at the girl who had egged him on.
"Thank ewe. Thank ewe verrah much!" he cried to her before flying out the window.