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♦ Peeves ♦ 
the water continued to rise...
It was coming faster and faster until it was a heart-stopping, terrifying toe-deep. All the students' little piggies were going to drown, drown, DROWN!
And it would be a squishy drowning indeed! Mwhahaaa!
Peeves adjusted the garden hose he had nicked from the groundskeeper's shed, turning the water up higher. Unable to help himself, he began to squirt random students from his perch in a window of the great hall.
"AEIIIEIIEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE MERBO BLURBO GURGLEY!" he screeched in his best fake-mermish impression. He cackled and snorted as he sprayed the students.
"AEEEEEEEEIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GLUB GLUB GLUB! EEEEEEEEEECHE WEEEEEEKIE WACHIEEEEEEEEE LOOKIE AT THE STUDENTS IN THE WAAAA-TER!" Peeves grinned, dancing a little jig as he sprayed them.
No. Way.
Just . . . GAH! This was SO not her day. No, week. Yes, this was NOT her week and it was now being made even worse by none other than the stupid poltergeist with a-
You have GOT to be kidding me. Rachel shot death glares through her red puffy, sleepless eyes at Peeves and eyed the hose in his hands apprehensively. If he so much as got near her with that water - if she got just that TINY bit wet from his water, she would strangle him.
She felt a little smile tug at her lips and it immediately disappeared as she realised that it was there.
Sigh... Being a fifth year sucks.