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Old 08-02-2009, 09:46 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ♦ Peeves ♦ View Post
the water continued to rise...

It was coming faster and faster until it was a heart-stopping, terrifying toe-deep. All the students' little piggies were going to drown, drown, DROWN!

And it would be a squishy drowning indeed! Mwhahaaa!

Peeves adjusted the garden hose he had nicked from the groundskeeper's shed, turning the water up higher. Unable to help himself, he began to squirt random students from his perch in a window of the great hall.

"AEIIIEIIEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE MERBO BLURBO GURGLEY!" he screeched in his best fake-mermish impression. He cackled and snorted as he sprayed the students.

"AEEEEEEEEIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GLUB GLUB GLUB! EEEEEEEEEECHE WEEEEEEKIE WACHIEEEEEEEEE LOOKIE AT THE STUDENTS IN THE WAAAA-TER!" Peeves grinned, dancing a little jig as he sprayed them.
"PEEVES!!!!!!!" Headmaster Bontecou stood up and shouted at the poltergeist. "If you don't mind, we are about to have a special assembly. Please save your tricks for a more appropriate venue."
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