 The REAL Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!" This monkey is bananas.
William grinned wildly as he saw the two house elfs appear in the classroom. he had never met a House elf before but he had heard about Schmoop from his cousin, who had adored that little elf. and so Willi adored the elf too.
Raising his hand William replied, "House elf are magical creatures, who are completely and utterly awesome. They have their own brand of special magic which allows them to do things wizard can't. he said in a chipper voice as he eyed Schmoop and his cookies."
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAH ARI!!!
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