Varius wobbled about on his broom, keeping careful balance and holding on with two hands at all times, apart from when casting spells and the attacking fishes. Then one of the men began shrieking again, "SIR!" he flew slowly over to his Headmaster who seemed to be in a bit of a pickle having lost his glasses and being attacked by a merwoman! "STUPEFY," he sent in her direction.

"SIR! He is saying, the king person wants in your office..." pfft and who said this translator responsibility would be hard? "Do you have anything valuable to them inside?" He knew the office contained some rather bizarre and rare artifacts.