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Merwomen with Tridents 
One of the Merwomen didn't like that.
No she did not.
It was not enough that her tasty snack of students had to be accompanied by adults, and the tasty children were fighting back, but one of the NASTY FOUL ADULTS was their ring leader!
came a screech.
Well! There was only one thing to do about that.
Lunging forward with lightening speed Big Fishy Merwoman with the biggest, sharpest, trident STABBED The MAN-ADULT!
Stabbed him deep, right in the shoulder.
Take THAT!
The trident sunk deep into his flesh and Lawson gritted his teeth. He would not scream like a girl in front of the students. But MERLIN'S PANTS THAT HURT. He slumped forward letting go of the Merman who had hold of the kid. He wanted to tell the kids to keep fighting but he seemed to have lost his voice as blood poured out of his shoulder.
Maybe he should have asked that Merwoman out on a date.
