Originally Posted by Varius Tipps in the 4th floor Bathroom

One moment he had been crying for some reason and then the next he was getting loo roll shoved up his nostrils and in his mouth. "WAAAAAAANODAFEEE," he tried to scream, muffled by the toilet paper. "THIISFOGWOSS!"

But thankfully, Garret came to the rescue once again and saved him from any more paper being shoved in unexpecting orifices! That didn't stop Miss Hopton rolling them into balls and chucking them at Varius' head, though. It was official: he had been teepee'd.

He made a point of over-dramatising himself spitting out the loo roll just to spite Daphne and show how much of it he DIDNT swallow. Although quite a lot remained stuck to the roof of his mouth and tongue. He began picking the remains off when Garret and Daphne had their little moment.

G: Oh Daphne, I art so sorry! Please forgive me and talk to me later so I can tell you secretz!!!!! Secretz Vee isn't allowed to know, of course.
D: OH GARRET! Of course i'll talk to you. ILOVEYOU. I do. I really should have kissed you. *bats eyelashes*
G: *blinkblink*
D: ILOVEYOUGARRETTTTTT. Garret?
G: ....

Yeh. That was how the conversation sounded in Varius' head alright.

He managed to get all of the paper from his mouth and nostrils, despite the fact he was still having balls thrown at him. He had decided he was never gonna kiss girls ever again! Never ever again. He was gonna become a NUN. Sister Mary Tipps. Yep. HMPH.

"Please stop that Daphne," he said as politely as one could, despite their frustration and just having being hit in the eyeball with another scrunched up loo paper ball. "I'm sorry I snogged you, okay? I didn't think it would have been THAT bad."

This is the part where Sister Mary Tipps sent out her first prayer. The good luck prayer to whoever was unfortunate enough to have to end up marrying this loon. May Merlin be with them!