"It is?" Varius turned and acted concerned at this news Garrett just shared. "This is the first time she has said hi to me too, this term!" What a cow, right? Total cow! I mean, saying hi is OBVIOUSLY not a two-way thing at all.

"I think the only way you can make up for this is if you... snog Garrett," ahahahaha, good one Varius! "Yep you have to snog Garret first and then we will forgive you AND let you pee. Fair is fair."