Cam was just EXTREMELY interested in all of these statues in Hogwarts, though... a few... still scared him, and his theory of them eating students was still there. Hmm he was a bit shocked himself he didn't have a map of Hogwarts, suuuure he was a 2nd year but that didn't really mean he knew EVERYTHING in the castle. Seeing as the Ground Floor-1st floor were flooded and invaded by rabid mermaids, his mind went POOF.

What he saw was UNBELIEEEEEVABLE. It was poor lady, who had a bad back. AWWE. Poor statue. Poor poor statue. "You should have really learned to straighten your back and all," he told the statue and that's when the imaginary responses his freaky brain started working, "what?? No YOU are. I can't believe you're telling me this. Well, I WON'T take it."

He smirked, poking the statue. The RUDEMUCH statue.