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Old 07-23-2009, 02:31 PM   #121 (permalink)
Leeness

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Troll bogeys? How fantastic and lovely of the old man to provide such a hygienic and enjoyable task... not. Modern day Dumbledore, Hugh Hefner AND MAGGIE THATCHER! He was gonna be stealing their milk next. Varius could sense it!

As if the thought wasn't bad enough, the jar in which the bogeys were encased was bigger than friggin him! Surely there was healthy and safety laws against this? Act 345: One shall not work with jars bigger than ones person!

And nargles? What were nargles? He would soon have to find out. Pulling over a stool, he ascended himself up, reached an arm in the goo and lifted it out of the jar. Taking the BARF smelly BARF gross BARF slimey BARF sticky BARF troll BARFBARF bogeys INFINITEBARF, he placed it on a nearby worksurface and began sifting through the horrible substance. The smell was diabolical too!!!

He found a couple of small balls... it looked like dirt, but it had to be these nargle egg things, right? He began placing them to the side but he had still saw no sign of the actual nargles.

Once the initial grossness had left him and he became used to the smell, the task started to become boring. He had about 15 'eggs' lying at the side of the table but no nargles yet...

Then creativity hit him. He needed some funnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

He began taking the troll bogeys and sticking it together, moulding it into a shape. He was sculpting! Whilst also searching for nargles, of course. "That can be the earsss and the nose can come out like thattt," he said to himself getting to work, "Oh! Another nargle egg!"

When he finished his sculpting it looked something likah this:

SPOILER!!: you shouldn't need to be warned by now...






Now Kazi was a modern day Hugh Hefner, Dumbledore, Margaret Thatcher AND YODA!
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